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HellsBells Feb 2016 5:47pm, 17 Feb 2016 20,505 posts	Quote Pin HellsBells We love muffin, muffin the mule
JRitchie Feb 2016 5:48pm, 17 Feb 2016 1,133 posts	Quote Pin JRitchie [ in Australia a muffin top is affectionately known as the veranda over the toy shop. ]
cackleberry Feb 2016 6:04pm, 17 Feb 2016 994 posts	Quote Pin cackleberry Note to self: Be more fucking zebra. [Cstar, that does sound like a euphemism...]
Diogenes Feb 2016 7:43pm, 17 Feb 2016 12,882 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes My wife is not miserable because of the thoughtlessness of her so-called best friends. I can't excuse their behaviour so I can't really make it any better for her.
D2 Feb 2016 2:31am, 18 Feb 2016 8,525 posts	Quote Pin D2 I'm fast asleep
Yorkshire Pie Feb 2016 12:11pm, 18 Feb 2016 12,867 posts	Quote Pin Yorkshire Pie Thanks to your distinctive car and personalised numberplate I just remembered the last time you cut me up. [to be fair, it wasn't too bad this morning, but the number rang a bell]
halfpint Feb 2016 1:01pm, 18 Feb 2016 20,566 posts	Quote Pin halfpint I don't want to reply to your email as I know anything I write will be misinterpreted and used as evidence, so have to be very careful what I write. I also don't want to call you as I will never get you off the 'phone and I have other priorities. Rock/Hardplace
Duchess Feb 2016 1:08pm, 18 Feb 2016 6,637 posts	Quote Pin Duchess The word "manager" is in your job title; it gives a hint that you are actually expected to manage things and people and make them happen in a certain way at a certain time. It doesn't say that you should come to me every time you want your arse wiping or need to make a decision. JFDI!!!!!
Lesley C Feb 2016 1:23pm, 18 Feb 2016 648 posts	Quote Pin Lesley C I have had enough of you.
Velociraptor Feb 2016 1:39pm, 18 Feb 2016 33,452 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor Yes, of course there's something that can be done for you, but we'll need to work as a team. I'll stop prescribing all that addictive crap you're taking, since it clearly stresses you out a lot judging by how often you complain that it's not working or is giving you side effects, and you can make a simple healthy switch from cheap cider to Diet Coke.