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Things you want to say but can't

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XB Feb 2016 5:09pm, 18 Feb 2016 3,278 posts	Quote Pin XB (((((D2)))))
halfpint Feb 2016 5:31pm, 18 Feb 2016 20,568 posts	Quote Pin halfpint (((D2)))
Velociraptor Feb 2016 6:09pm, 18 Feb 2016 33,457 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor [It gets less painful, D2.]
Velociraptor Feb 2016 6:10pm, 18 Feb 2016 33,458 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor That's not a name. Take your child back to the register office and try again.
jennywren Feb 2016 6:14pm, 18 Feb 2016 12,694 posts	Quote Pin jennywren [was it Chardonnay vrap?] (((((((((((((D2)))))))))))))
Velociraptor Feb 2016 6:39pm, 18 Feb 2016 33,459 posts	Quote Pin Velociraptor [Chardonnay at least has the merit of being the name of something, even if it's not a person. No, this is, as far as I can tell, an amalgam of the first two letters of the mother's first name and the father's first name.]
Carpathius Feb 2016 6:43pm, 18 Feb 2016 8,746 posts	Quote Pin Carpathius [ ((((D2)))) so sorry ] [I came across a child a while back and longed to say that to the parents]
McGoohan Feb 2016 6:52pm, 18 Feb 2016 21,776 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan [I noticed on a database that my employer has a customer called Robin Batman. His stupid, stupid parents ]
decorum Feb 2016 6:54pm, 18 Feb 2016 372 posts	Quote Pin decorum [Could have been worse. Naming their child Bruce Wayne Batman would have made his anonymity near impossible]
Badger Feb 2016 6:58pm, 18 Feb 2016 6,909 posts	Quote Pin Badger [Please tell me that's a test customer... True story: Ian Bell's wife at a wine-tasting. Host: "Would you like some of this Chardonnay?". Mrs Bell: (icy glare) "My name is Chantal..."