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Badger Feb 2016 6:58pm, 18 Feb 2016 6,910 posts	Quote Pin Badger ] [That's better]
ChrisHB Feb 2016 7:46pm, 18 Feb 2016 12,532 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB To: BBC cc: Rt Hon Nicky Morgan, Universities etc. Dear BBC, You report today that in the 1990s the typical family bought 3g of liver each week. Why don't you encourage your journalists to give this "fact" a sanity check by going to a butcher to buy 3g of liver snd feeding their families off it? Furthermore you say that consumption of uncooked chicken has increased. If tgat is true, should you not have included a health warning? Yours disrespectfully, Chris
Scorge Feb 2016 8:06pm, 18 Feb 2016 170 posts	Quote Pin Scorge I know letting agents like yourselves are meant to be unreliable, unhelpful, and exploitative shitc****, but you take the biscuit...
Lip Gloss Feb 2016 8:06pm, 18 Feb 2016 13,236 posts	Quote Pin Lip Gloss FFS!!!! What next
LindsD Feb 2016 9:16pm, 18 Feb 2016 8,765 posts	Quote Pin LindsD [(((D2))))]
ChrisHB Feb 2016 9:46pm, 18 Feb 2016 12,536 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB Now that my laptop's USB ports are definitely broken, it has been easy to install Garmin software on my wife's laptop. There is not a Windows fault with thousands of pages of possible solutions in Google making Garmin think it isn't connected to the internet.
Bjúgnakrækir Feb 2016 9:27am, 19 Feb 2016 2,244 posts	Quote Pin Bjúgnakrækir I can do 100 situps at xfit without any ill-effects. I don't have effectively roadrash on my arse and it was no problem in the pool last night. I can also have a grand total of 2 whiskies on a schoolnight and get up as usual without any trouble. I'm not nursing a cuppa at 930am in my pjs wondering if I can manage some toast. And it's finally stopped fucking snowing.
McGoohan Feb 2016 9:28am, 19 Feb 2016 21,822 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan [it's a real customer...]
Red Ant Feb 2016 9:35am, 19 Feb 2016 2,673 posts	Quote Pin Red Ant [There is a child called YOLO that lives near me...]
Badger Feb 2016 9:50am, 19 Feb 2016 6,913 posts	Quote Pin Badger [oh dear God (in the style of Frasier, because nothing else will do)]