Things you want to say but can't

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Duchess Feb 2016 12:46pm, 16 Feb 2016 6,634 posts	0 Duchess [I really like seeing them by the side of the road in the company of a police car. Nothing and nobody gets hurt bar their license and wallet.]
LazyDaisy Feb 2016 1:15pm, 16 Feb 2016 13,288 posts	0 LazyDaisy Having just read back a few pages I am not certain that Carp was talking to my mother about inventing things her neighbour has done. [I regularly get calls from her whispered in 'code' so that next-door can't hear.] I have not spent an hour on the phone to Talktalk getting increasingly shouty. [The thing that is annoying me most is not the totally crap reliability of their service but the fact that they use the word 'document' as an active verb. It is infuriatingly clear that they do no such thing, because every f*ing time I phone them about the same f*ing problem they insist on going through the same 100 irrelevant questions about my devices.] I would like to introduce my devices to their @rses.
Bjúgnakrækir Feb 2016 1:35pm, 16 Feb 2016 2,232 posts	0 Bjúgnakrækir You can't talk about my arse because I am your professor! [He is a crossfit coach and it is very embarassing. my arse is not a suitable topic of conversation in or out of crossfit]
Badger Feb 2016 1:48pm, 16 Feb 2016 6,891 posts	0 Badger [I got cut up by somebody going on to the A303 a few years back - overtook me and then went straight across my bows into the slip road. Saw his car a few minutes later on the hard shoulder, bonnet up and hazards flashing. Just glad he didn't blow his head gasket right in front of me]
Duchess Feb 2016 2:30pm, 16 Feb 2016 6,635 posts	0 Duchess I know nothing about this technology stack, you won't identify and give me technically competent resources, how the hell do you expect me to manage this project with any degree of success?
PinchyII Feb 2016 3:16pm, 16 Feb 2016 626 posts	0 PinchyII Haha Duchess... I too could have written this message... We are not managing the same project are we.... Oh and plus they have just made my TA redundant and no one really knows anything about the strategy....
cackleberry Feb 2016 6:28pm, 16 Feb 2016 993 posts	0 cackleberry So, one of you has been off all week with a nasty cold, and now the boss is going down with it too? How about I just stay home rather than come to work and risk catching your germs, seeing as you lot can't seem to do the decent thing and stay away? I'm not gonna be happy if I get ill.
JRitchie Feb 2016 6:46pm, 16 Feb 2016 1,132 posts	0 JRitchie The commuter train is late and overcrowded. You have a seat and I don't, which is fine but why of why do you insist on getting out of it a full three miles before we arrive into Aberdeen, picking your back from the overhead racks and squeezing in front of me? Is it so bloody important to be at your desk a full 15 seconds earlier or out of the train door before others who have day to stand in the aisle? GET A LIFE YOU USELESS WASTE OF METABOLISM.
FreshStart Feb 2016 7:21pm, 16 Feb 2016 2,474 posts	0 FreshStart I'm sorry that my fundraising on facebook is irritating you. You know how to remove me as a friend. I would have thought you of all people would have been more supportive. You are after all a close relative.
Lesley C Feb 2016 9:18pm, 16 Feb 2016 646 posts	0 Lesley C I'm really looking forward to that.