Nov 2018
9:21am, 7 Nov 2018
31,686 posts
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Diogenes
Put my pants on back to front. Discovered this the first time I went for a wee afterwards
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Nov 2018
9:35am, 7 Nov 2018
5,750 posts
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sallykate
Husband misplaced his phone recently. No idea where he'd left it while he'd been packing for a weekend away.
It turned up in his underwear drawer.
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Nov 2018
9:57am, 7 Nov 2018
3,642 posts
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Fragile Do Not Bend
About once a week we have ‘panic hunt the reading glasses’ because my husband has put them down somewhere he can’t remember and he’s in a hurry to get his train.
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Nov 2018
11:21am, 7 Nov 2018
31,712 posts
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Diogenes
I forgot to apply deodorant this morning
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Nov 2018
11:43am, 7 Nov 2018
9,431 posts
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Garfield
I usually forget where I leave my glasses and then pull out the contact lenses and then have to hunt for the glasses half blind!
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Nov 2018
5:15pm, 7 Nov 2018
1,084 posts
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WtnMel
^ ^ Fragile/Garfield - that's the reason why I have my reading glasses on a cord around my neck!
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Nov 2018
5:50pm, 7 Nov 2018
3,656 posts
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Fragile Do Not Bend
Mel - When I suggested that to my husband he looked at me as if I’d suggested he wear his underpants on his head.
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Nov 2018
6:14pm, 7 Nov 2018
43,951 posts
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The Mighty Fleecy
*fails to see any problem with said suggestion*
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Nov 2018
6:14pm, 7 Nov 2018
41,804 posts
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Bintmcskint
I often try to put one pair of glasses on on top of another.
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Nov 2018
6:33pm, 7 Nov 2018
15,711 posts
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Carpathius
Mr Carp is currently wearing an old pair of glasses held together with tape and wire, as he's misplaced the current pair. This happens extraordinarily often but normally I can locate the missing pair within about, oooh, 30 seconds. This time my prescience has failed.
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