May 2022
8:33am, 29 May 2022
27,357 posts
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Johnny Blaze
Govt has just announced that the following filthy EU products are to be banned from supermarkets as from Jubilee Day: Italian pasta French baguettes German beer All European wines Olives, olive oil, any and all disgusting foreign muck like pate, chorizo, pancetta To be replaced by: Tripe Fried liver The National Loaf Corned Beef Spangles Dark Mild Lard |
May 2022
8:34am, 29 May 2022
4,700 posts
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Fields
You forgot Woolton pie
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May 2022
8:36am, 29 May 2022
18,808 posts
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richmac
I heard only cheese named after British counties or towns will be allowed apart from 'red' liecester in case it influences voters.
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May 2022
8:38am, 29 May 2022
27,358 posts
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Johnny Blaze
Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. The skinny on Twatter appears to be that the Gray report "lost" quite a lot of pages. It would be awful if the unedited version leaked. Terrible. twitter.com |
May 2022
2:53pm, 29 May 2022
7,375 posts
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Dave W
A No 10 spokesperson said: “The prime minister expects all ministers to maintain high standards of behaviour and to behave in a way that upholds the highest standards of propriety". PMSL.. Ha ha ha ha ha!! |
May 2022
3:41pm, 29 May 2022
27,360 posts
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Johnny Blaze
The useless twerp still hasn't realised that scattering dead cats all over the place might get him out of a news cycle but eventually his own team will start to ask when will the government start, you know, governing? I think there must be quite a few Tories looking at the nonsense that is going on day after day and concluding "This guy is absolutely hopeless." Some of us knew this before he was elected leader: he was always going to be a disaster and here we are.
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May 2022
3:42pm, 29 May 2022
17,103 posts
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rf_fozzy
Day 6432.5 of JB predicting the imminent demise of Boris Johnson.
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May 2022
3:48pm, 29 May 2022
27,361 posts
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Johnny Blaze
Don't make me kitten you!
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May 2022
4:57pm, 29 May 2022
4,204 posts
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J2R
JB, his MPs don't give a toss about, you know, governing. Their only concern is to remain in power, and remove any limits to their exercising of that power. As long as they see Johnson as the best route to that, they will continue to back him.
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May 2022
5:24pm, 29 May 2022
19,258 posts
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Chrisull
Johnson is going down this time I feel. The Tories like winning elections. Under Johnson that will not happen. Nothing like a few polls showing you, you will lose your seat in 18 months by a substantial margin to focus minds. If Russia hadn't invaded Ukraine he'd be gone already.
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