Meaningless product descriptions

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14 Feb
2:20pm, 14 Feb 2024
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GregP
Perhaps you could do it while eating one of those M&S chicken sandwiches without mayonnaise?
15 Feb
7:27am, 15 Feb 2024
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Maclennane

Jungle fresh? As fresh as a jungle?
15 Feb
8:00am, 15 Feb 2024
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NordRunner
Odd. Amber comes mostly from the Baltics. It must be highly irresponible to scent it from the extremely rare Baltic jungles.
16 Feb
9:44am, 16 Feb 2024
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Carpathius
Jungle Fresh invokes comparisons with the well-known Parkrun Fresh. And although O have no problem with Parkrun Fresh odours, I wouldn't buy it.
16 Feb
9:52am, 16 Feb 2024
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Velociraptor
Jungle Fresh makes me think of something entirely different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsEroqWwF9s
16 Feb
10:54am, 16 Feb 2024
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GordonG
Peanuuuuuuuuuutss!!!!!!!!
17 Feb
9:41pm, 17 Feb 2024
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Fragile Do Not Bend
I thought this was one of those Viz spoof products when I saw it

17 Feb
10:02pm, 17 Feb 2024
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GlennR
They should do a Saint Sebastian one.

18 Feb
10:21am, 18 Feb 2024
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Badger
I may have to buy one of those for my retired classics teacher dad
18 Feb
10:23am, 18 Feb 2024
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swittle
Anyone remember Leapy Lee? Maybe not.

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