Meaningless product descriptions

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fetcheveryone 23 Feb 9:06pm, 23 Feb 2024 30,191 posts	0 fetcheveryone HMRC do that as well :-/
TROSaracen 3 Mar 8:48am, 3 Mar 2024 27,561 posts	0 TROSaracen Deconstructed hotel? I’ll have one that’s built thank you very much. Someone in marketing has been watching too much Masterchef…..
GregP 3 Mar 2:35pm, 3 Mar 2024 151,022 posts	0 GregP That's quite strange. And probably best avoided.
Rosehip 3 Mar 9:10pm, 3 Mar 2024 31,366 posts	0 Rosehip (Had to look that up, it looks quite nice if you like shepherd huts and treehouses thetawny.co.uk )
quimby 4 Mar 12:07pm, 4 Mar 2024 6,474 posts	0 quimby Just up the road from me. Awfully expensive, though. And I hate it when they don't tell you how big the swimming pool is. (The answer is: never big enough.)
Maclennane 5 Mar 2:17pm, 5 Mar 2024 32,042 posts	0 Maclennane not sure this is the right place, but if not here...
Snoot 5 Mar 4:02pm, 5 Mar 2024 7,213 posts	0 Snoot I had assumed there would be milk and cereal in this cheesecake but wasn’t expecting mustard / fish / crustacean/ mollusc / lupin / celery / celeriac?? 🤷‍♂️
GlennR 5 Mar 4:21pm, 5 Mar 2024 74,718 posts	0 GlennR [Standard all-purpose disclaimer. There is probably something similar on the wall of your nearest Chinese takeaway.]
3M 5 Mar 4:34pm, 5 Mar 2024 23,527 posts	0 3M ["May contain nuts."]
GregP 5 Mar 5:00pm, 5 Mar 2024 151,045 posts	0 GregP Maclennane that is so Fetch! (adored Mean Girls 2024, being the film of the musical of the film - much to my embarrassment)