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RunningRonnie Feb 2024 2:02pm, 5 Feb 2024 2,943 posts	Quote Pin RunningRonnie They are building a new Farmfoods in town. They have just done the window decals. In one: "100% Cooked Chicken." What - as opposed to half raw chicken?
Oscar the Grouch Feb 2024 2:00pm, 9 Feb 2024 7,224 posts	Quote Pin Oscar the Grouch I love this, from a cafe in Minehead... locally caught fish finger sandwiches
ChrisHB Feb 2024 5:30pm, 10 Feb 2024 22,940 posts	Quote Pin ChrisHB Join us on a delightful coach trip to Battersea Power Station Embark on a captivating coach trip to Highgate Cemetery Executive coachSteramavtraeinls
swittle Feb 2024 5:32pm, 10 Feb 2024 105,371 posts	Quote Pin swittle I love this, from a cafe in Minehead... locally caught fish finger sandwiches Good job they aren't caught in the till!
fetcheveryone Feb 2024 9:37am, 14 Feb 2024 30,170 posts	Quote Pin fetcheveryone Email from EDF: “Can we help Fetcheveryone save energy?” Tempting to reply: “Yes, stop bothering me”
Oscar the Grouch Feb 2024 1:40pm, 14 Feb 2024 7,248 posts	Quote Pin Oscar the Grouch Tell them that I have run around the outside of their new facility at Hinkley Point twice. I would save a lot of energy if the site was considerably smaller (it's 3 miles around, not counting the bit that pokes into the sea).
GregP Feb 2024 1:56pm, 14 Feb 2024 150,722 posts	Quote Pin GregP Wonder if they could do me one without a hovercraft instead?
McGoohan Feb 2024 2:02pm, 14 Feb 2024 53,711 posts	Quote Pin McGoohan Maybe they're using 'without' in the sense of 'on the outside of' and it combines a bit of wing walking?
JustCommando! Feb 2024 2:05pm, 14 Feb 2024 5,082 posts	Quote Pin JustCommando! It uses large aircraft?
Silent Runner Feb 2024 2:09pm, 14 Feb 2024 1,020 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner I misread “wing walking” in McG’s post. I think I’ve just invented a new sport.