Meaningless product descriptions

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5 Feb
2:02pm, 5 Feb 2024
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RunningRonnie
They are building a new Farmfoods in town. They have just done the window decals. In one:

"100% Cooked Chicken."

What - as opposed to half raw chicken?
9 Feb
2:00pm, 9 Feb 2024
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Oscar the Grouch
I love this, from a cafe in Minehead... locally caught fish finger sandwiches

10 Feb
5:30pm, 10 Feb 2024
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ChrisHB
Join us on a delightful coach trip to Battersea Power Station

Embark on a captivating coach trip to Highgate Cemetery

Executive coachSteramavtraeinls
10 Feb
5:32pm, 10 Feb 2024
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swittle
I love this, from a cafe in Minehead... locally caught fish finger sandwiches


Good job they aren't caught in the till! :)
14 Feb
9:37am, 14 Feb 2024
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fetcheveryone
Email from EDF:

“Can we help Fetcheveryone save energy?”

Tempting to reply:

“Yes, stop bothering me”
14 Feb
1:40pm, 14 Feb 2024
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Oscar the Grouch
Tell them that I have run around the outside of their new facility at Hinkley Point twice. I would save a lot of energy if the site was considerably smaller (it's 3 miles around, not counting the bit that pokes into the sea).
14 Feb
1:56pm, 14 Feb 2024
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GregP


Wonder if they could do me one without a hovercraft instead?
14 Feb
2:02pm, 14 Feb 2024
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McGoohan
Maybe they're using 'without' in the sense of 'on the outside of' and it combines a bit of wing walking?
14 Feb
2:05pm, 14 Feb 2024
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JustCommando!
It uses large aircraft?
14 Feb
2:09pm, 14 Feb 2024
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Silent Runner
I misread “wing walking” in McG’s post. I think I’ve just invented a new sport.

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