Meaningless product descriptions

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Fragile Do Not Bend 19 Jan 1:23pm, 19 Jan 2024 11,985 posts	0 Fragile Do Not Bend Better than those slightly silent heaters I guess
NordRunner 19 Jan 2:44pm, 19 Jan 2024 4,028 posts	0 NordRunner Sounds very unique.
Carpathius 20 Jan 10:16am, 20 Jan 2024 22,755 posts	0 Carpathius Those people in the Zadig advert are very clearly wearing clothes.
cackleberry 27 Jan 6:13pm, 27 Jan 2024 3,505 posts	0 cackleberry Eh? Not very secret if you describe it on the wrapper...
cackleberry 27 Jan 7:17pm, 27 Jan 2024 3,506 posts	0 cackleberry ... there wasn't as much coconut stuff in the middle as the picture suggests.
GregP 29 Jan 2:14pm, 29 Jan 2024 150,467 posts	0 GregP The United Kingdom is elegance, culture, architecture, sublime wilderness, fascinating legends, and romantic poetry. In the famous capital of London, explore the royal sites, the marvelous parks, and its museums while you move around in the tube. Savor Scotland's picturesque terrain and fairy-tale castles. Discover bustling Belfast and walk along the mythic Giant's Causeway. Take in breath-taking views and experience the Hiraeth—longing for the green, in untamed Wales. Immerse in the culture by trying the famous fish and chips, and its five-o-clock tea.
3M 29 Jan 3:42pm, 29 Jan 2024 23,202 posts	0 3M All in one day?
57.5 Days of Pain 29 Jan 3:44pm, 29 Jan 2024 16,666 posts	0 57.5 Days of Pain Almost makes you want to live here.
3M 29 Jan 3:47pm, 29 Jan 2024 23,203 posts	0 3M Although I'm intrigued by including "experience the hiraeth" in what I assume is aimed at tourists. Do we want them to go to Wales just to feel the want to go home?
GregP 29 Jan 7:51pm, 29 Jan 2024 150,472 posts	0 GregP Homesickness as a tourist attraction. Interesting idea.