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Yorkshire Pie Jun 2012 8:42pm, 12 Jun 2012 10,085 posts	0 Yorkshire Pie I like the fact you can choose healthcare or "gift" versions. If anyone gave me fart pants as a gift they wouldn't need that testicular hammock any more...
icemaiden Jun 2012 8:47pm, 12 Jun 2012 3,313 posts	0 icemaiden As recommended by Dr Hilary and worn by Frank Lampard blogs.loughboroughecho.net
Red Squirrel Jun 2012 10:02pm, 12 Jun 2012 1,281 posts	0 Red Squirrel Johnny O I need to fiind the What Has Made You Smile Today thread.
Red Squirrel Jun 2012 10:33pm, 12 Jun 2012 1,285 posts	0 Red Squirrel I'm still laughing at the fartpants, as I've also read the instructions for farting in briefs. I do, however, take issue with their copywriter's incorrect use of English in that section: 'flatulence is being expelled'.
leaguefreak Jun 2012 10:44pm, 12 Jun 2012 3,341 posts	0 leaguefreak Omg. I need them in women's fit. After a hard run I don't get trots but I do get cramps and I have been known to drive himself from the marital bed with the stink. This could save our marriage. Why do they only make em for fellas. Don't they know girls expel flatulence too!!
ChrisHB Jun 2012 11:32pm, 12 Jun 2012 7,668 posts	0 ChrisHB I thought it was a well-known fact that in every marriage the man does and the woman doesn't, despite any apparent noises or smells.
Stepford Wife Jun 2012 6:49am, 13 Jun 2012 16,935 posts	0 Stepford Wife Briefs: This classic style offers good flatulence filtration so long as the wearer does not sit with their legs apart whilst flatulence is being expelled. I presume lifting one cheek whilst farting is also a no no? Loving it.
icemaiden Jun 2012 8:19am, 13 Jun 2012 3,314 posts	0 icemaiden LeagueFreak they make them for ladies myshreddies.com and children too!
leaguefreak Jun 2012 8:29am, 13 Jun 2012 3,344 posts	0 leaguefreak That's christmas sorted for our household then.
CStar Jun 2012 12:23pm, 13 Jun 2012 754 posts	0 CStar Currently mopping coffee out of keyboard having just read the last 2 pages........getting v strange looks from the rest of the office.:-)