|
Jun 2012
12:40pm, 13 Jun 2012
1,917 posts
|
Beee
haha flatuence filtering underwear 
|
|
Jun 2012
11:25pm, 13 Jun 2012
6,195 posts
|
McGoohan
On the FAQs, why doesn't it have 'What if I follow through?'
and are you allowed to wash them ever or will that harm the carbon bollockules filtering system?
|
|
Jun 2012
11:36pm, 13 Jun 2012
1,322 posts
|
Red Squirrel
I sent the link to a friend via a Facebook message and he asked if it was for real. It seems like an elaborate joke to me, the more I think about it.
|
|
Jun 2012
11:51pm, 13 Jun 2012
6,196 posts
|
McGoohan
From the FAQs:
Can the underwear stop the noise?
Shreddies underwear are designed to absorb odours, not to muffle sound. Most flatulence sufferers are able to control the noise by altering their body position.
|
|
Jun 2012
7:21pm, 14 Jun 2012
16,936 posts
|
Stepford Wife
I'll try that.
|
|
Jun 2012
8:38pm, 14 Jun 2012
1,329 posts
|
Red Squirrel
That won't work with the briefs as there are clear rules about sitting upright and not having legs open. They're contradicting themselves.
|
|
Jun 2012
8:44pm, 14 Jun 2012
6,197 posts
|
McGoohan
Perhaps each pair of pants could come with earplugs you could distribute to everyone else in the room...?
|
|
Jul 2012
5:51pm, 3 Jul 2012
61,256 posts
|
GregP
Not quite a product description, but twaddle just the same:
"a Time Trial bike will add those few miles of an hour quicker"
|
|
Jul 2012
10:13am, 6 Jul 2012
7,718 posts
|
ChrisHB
How to differentiate your product from all the others on the market:
these Nikon Eagleview binoculars are not only intuitive to use but will also perform brilliantly
(whatever else you can say about 8*21 binoculars, "brilliant" is not the right word. "Dimly" is more apt.
|
|
Jul 2012
8:25pm, 11 Jul 2012
13,348 posts
|
JohnnyO
Windproof on the front, high-tech on the back. The jacket is light and simple, embodying protection and comfort with an unembellished design. The 3D-BionicSphere® System on the back guarantees optimal temperature regulation on the jacket's interior. This makes the jacket not only highly functional, but also indispensable for tough training.
Its got Bionic Spheres, not seen since the heyday of Steve Austin. Though I am not sure that his spheres were rebuilt, they certainly weren't featured in the title sequence with his other bionic accoutrements.
|
