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ChrisHB Aug 2012 10:33pm, 13 Aug 2012 7,802 posts	0 ChrisHB So when Britishness is something to be proud of for the first time since 1945, the most British company of them all goes and ruins it. (I know it's owned by Germany).
GregP Aug 2012 6:52am, 17 Aug 2012 61,954 posts	0 GregP The Cosmic Elite wheelset has been designed for the more serious cyclists who either race, train, or prefer to ride their favourite sportive event over the weekend.
Maclennane Sep 2012 9:01pm, 4 Sep 2012 18,808 posts	0 Maclennane I tried that, it was fine for the tour of flanders, but broke when I told the bacon tree joke.
GregP Sep 2012 9:46pm, 4 Sep 2012 62,305 posts	0 GregP It's not a bacon tree...
Nellers Sep 2012 9:53pm, 4 Sep 2012 22,283 posts	0 Nellers Why do I feel that you pair are lying in wait for me with a punchline?
Maclennane Sep 2012 9:55pm, 4 Sep 2012 18,812 posts	0 Maclennane Don't tell him, Pike! Nellers, you may be the last person in the world to whom I have not told the bacon tree joke.
Nellers Sep 2012 9:56pm, 4 Sep 2012 22,284 posts	0 Nellers I think you'll find that you don't need to, Mac. I don't think it's very tree like, is it? It's lower and more......well, bushy. Like the funnel.
Maclennane Sep 2012 10:00pm, 4 Sep 2012 18,813 posts	0 Maclennane Noooo! Obliviate! I will find someone who doesn't know it.
GregP Sep 2012 10:00pm, 4 Sep 2012 62,306 posts	0 GregP DELETE! DELETE!
Nellers Sep 2012 10:07pm, 4 Sep 2012 22,286 posts	0 Nellers How will you find someone who doesn't know the bacon tree joke? It was a pork pie tree when I was a lad, by the way.

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