Meaningless product descriptions

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leaguefreak Jul 2012 9:02pm, 11 Jul 2012 3,442 posts	0 leaguefreak What if its raining behind you as well. The description is so bad it implies only tummy protection.
McGoohan Jul 2012 9:03pm, 11 Jul 2012 6,233 posts	0 McGoohan I'd love some bionic spheres, especially 3D ones. I wonder if "The 3D-BionicSphere® System on the back guarantees optimal temperature regulation on the jacket's interior." translates as "we've cut a few holes in it"?
Nellers Jul 2012 2:30pm, 19 Jul 2012 21,904 posts	0 Nellers Is Domestos's new 3-product "Toilet Cleaning System" just an admission that their actual bleach (Kills all known germs. Dead! as if there was another way for them to be after being killed.) doesn't do what it claims?
JohnnyO Jul 2012 3:34pm, 19 Jul 2012 13,464 posts	0 JohnnyO I think a toilet cleaning system' will offer you the option of a domestos branded jiffy cloth rather than a non-proprietary bog brush. The advantages are probably hard to quantify, and even harder to pay for. Anyway, back to running-ish. My new Lakeland 50 approved waterproof from Mountain Equipment has been made using 'Stealth Construction Techniques Throughout'. Its bright red, with neon yellow bits.
GregP Jul 2012 3:43pm, 19 Jul 2012 61,712 posts	0 GregP Loving that one, Johnnyo
macca53 Jul 2012 3:45pm, 19 Jul 2012 16,402 posts	0 macca53 probably means made at 2 a.m. by eight year old kids when there's not much chance of the inspectors being about
GregP Jul 2012 4:26pm, 23 Jul 2012 61,756 posts	0 GregP I'm pasting this on Smell, Grammar Pedants and Meaningless Product Descriptions in the hope that someone else will find it as funny as I do... Paul Moore Paul Moore is the Online Editor for Triathlete Europe. When not glued to a computer he can be found writing books - most recently Ultimate Triathlon: A complete training guide for long-distance triathletes which you can buy on Amazon
Stepford Wife Jul 2012 6:17pm, 23 Jul 2012 16,984 posts	0 Stepford Wife Yes, I do. I think that's very, very funny.
sheri3004 Jul 2012 9:15am, 24 Jul 2012 13,133 posts	0 sheri3004 Where on Amazon does one find these triathletes and how much do they cost?
ChrisHB Aug 2012 4:26am, 6 Aug 2012 7,773 posts	0 ChrisHB "Protection reduced to the max." [Goretex longer than knee-length "shorts", unique URL per view]