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ogee Aug 2012 6:59pm, 13 Aug 2012 18,836 posts	0 ogee Probably has a meaning but couldn't think of anywhere else to put this one. myshreddies.com Mens Styles of Shreddies Flatulence Underwear Boxers The support boxers lift a man's package forward ensuring a snug fit under the gusset which provides excellent flatulence filtration and support. This patented technique has never been seen before. Simple mechanics lead us to anchor the testicular hammock from the hip using a taut waistband and lycra sling. Lifting the genitals up and forward from their usual position enables the carbon filter which continues as far forward as the scrotum to fit snugly against the skin. Flatulence odours are therefore forced to pass through it even when sitting with legs apart or slouching. Even the most malodorous flatulence will be completely filtered if it passes through the carbon filter. Hipsters Hipsters are a very popular contemporary style that offers good flatulence filtration and a very comfortable fit. The taut waistband and cotton lycra material provides greater support than ordinary underwear. The modal front pouch is very supple, feeling great against the skin and giving a very flattering profile. With a degree of lift, the carbon panel fits quite snugly between the legs giving good filtration in most body positions. Briefs This classic style offers good flatulence filtration so long as the wearer does not sit with their legs apart whilst flatulence is being expelled. The Briefs do offer a degree of support and the supple modal front pouch is revealing and flattering. Some men prefer briefs and so long as the wearer sits upright the briefs will give excellent flatulence filtration.
GregP Aug 2012 7:58pm, 13 Aug 2012 61,925 posts	0 GregP Crikey.
Maclennane Aug 2012 8:03pm, 13 Aug 2012 18,803 posts	0 Maclennane Do they dampen the noise?
Stepford Wife Aug 2012 8:28pm, 13 Aug 2012 17,032 posts	0 Stepford Wife I thought we'd had these. On the thread, not in real life. Because we'd laughed at 'testicular hammock' not that we can't laugh again.
JohnnyO Aug 2012 8:32pm, 13 Aug 2012 13,614 posts	0 JohnnyO 'testicular hammock' is a phrase that will always be funny
Red Squirrel Aug 2012 8:37pm, 13 Aug 2012 2,427 posts	0 Red Squirrel Page 39 Stepford Wife. I've heard Speedo-type shreddies referred to at my tri club as banana hammocks.
Nellers Aug 2012 8:38pm, 13 Aug 2012 22,094 posts	0 Nellers Mac, Dampen is not a word you want to use in connection with underwear, surely.
RichHL Aug 2012 9:03pm, 13 Aug 2012 4,887 posts	0 RichHL A press release from Rolls-Royce Motor Cars "Rolls-Royce celebrated the success of the Games at the Closing Ceremony last night when three Rolls-Royce motor cars sported newly-designed badges for the first time in the company’s 108-year history. The new badges, designed by the Rolls-Royce Bespoke Design Team, replaced the traditional double R-R for the first time since the company started in 1904. "The three spectacular Phantom Series II Drophead Coupés, each appropriately finished in glorious English White, silently conveyed three coveted British artistes during the event, titled ‘A Symphony of British Music’. The artistes were hidden from view as the cars crossed the auditorium with majestic grace, before being revealed as each convertible roof gracefully descended. The cars were driven by specially-trained Rolls-Royce employees. "The new grille badge features the iconic Spirit of Ecstasy with patriotic Union Flag replacing the traditional flowing gown of the Graceful Little Goddess. The steering wheel centre includes a traditional laurel wreath and torch, and the self-righting wheel centres feature the words ‘London 2012’ surrounded by the Olympic motto, ‘Citius, Altius, Fortius’ (‘Faster, Higher, Stronger’). The badges are complemented by unique tread plates identifying each car as ‘One of Three’, creating perhaps the most collectable (and unobtainable) Rolls-Royce Bespoke items ever produced. “ 'I am delighted that Rolls-Royce Motor Cars was invited to take part in celebrating the success of the Games and it is appropriate that we should recognise this occasion with a fitting tribute,' said Torsten Müller-Ötvös, Chief Executive. 'These unique cars were hand built at the Home of Rolls-Royce at Goodwood by our dedicated and passionate workforce and the whole team can take great pride in their part in making history for our company.' ” When poor writing reduces a grown man to tears. - Ends -
Winded Aug 2012 9:29pm, 13 Aug 2012 256 posts	0 Winded Backtracking slightly, and I know we've seen it before. I'm just a little disturbed. I'm not sure that I want my testicular hammock to be anchored, least of all to my hip! I want my hammock to swing free in the wind. My genitals don't need to be lifted up & forward of their usual position (not by my underwear anyway), they are fine where they are. Most of all though I'm familiar with my farts and more than anything else the notion of having a carbon pad that has been impregnated with them "fitting snugly against my skin" is a fundamentally bad idea.
Red Squirrel Aug 2012 10:01pm, 13 Aug 2012 2,429 posts	0 Red Squirrel @ Winded