Meaningless product descriptions

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GregP Sep 2012 1:14pm, 5 Sep 2012 62,324 posts	0 GregP 110%? The boy Spleeno done good. Noun of three halves. Etc.
JenL Sep 2012 10:14pm, 11 Sep 2012 22,349 posts	0 JenL "Up to 3 shades whiter". HOW does anyone measure that?
McGoohan Sep 2012 10:57pm, 11 Sep 2012 6,330 posts	0 McGoohan Black Grey White Three shades. There you go. I accept that the first too aren't very white.
GregP Sep 2012 5:57am, 12 Sep 2012 62,533 posts	0 GregP Indeed
Winniefree Sep 2012 1:21pm, 12 Sep 2012 895 posts	0 Winniefree Esso's latest fuel ad - their fuel works at a molecular level you know... FFS
GregP Sep 2012 2:52pm, 12 Sep 2012 62,538 posts	0 GregP Genuine ~snort~. EXCELLENT! ~contemplates updating header on a molecular level~
ChrisHB Sep 2012 3:02pm, 12 Sep 2012 7,901 posts	0 ChrisHB More convincing than most of the stuff that's featured here. NEXT: Our product features Chemistry.
GregP Sep 2012 4:33pm, 12 Sep 2012 62,540 posts	0 GregP Zanussi used to use 'the appliance of science' as a tag line I believe. They didn't say which science. Botany, perhaps?
GregP Sep 2012 4:11pm, 20 Sep 2012 62,697 posts	0 GregP I tried posting this on the ~~strava~~ wire, but got no reaction. Perhaps you folk might have something to say? It comes from the TrainingPeaks support forum. ------ Since introducing Planned TSS and future modeling on the PMC, we have tried treating Today as a past date (just as we always have), and we have tried treating Today as a future date (just for the last few weeks). Both scenarios had their own host of complications and usability issues, and we have been listening to all the great feedback from our users. After returning to the drawing board, we have figured out an even better way to implement a solution for treating Today as the present while honoring both Planned and Actual TSS on today.
Cyclops Sep 2012 6:39pm, 20 Sep 2012 273 posts	0 Cyclops Just had to google the bacon tree joke...