Meaningless product descriptions

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kwala Sep 2012 8:34am, 21 Sep 2012 3,342 posts	0 kwala Bet you wish you hadn't, Cyclops!
Nellers Sep 2012 1:06pm, 21 Sep 2012 22,447 posts	0 Nellers It's a quality joke.
Liliaicha Sep 2012 9:14pm, 21 Sep 2012 7,975 posts	0 Liliaicha Voltarol - targets pain where it hurts.
GregP Sep 2012 10:24pm, 21 Sep 2012 62,737 posts	0 GregP Oh very good. WIll update header.
Mr_SJ Sep 2012 12:09am, 22 Sep 2012 1,035 posts	0 Mr_SJ This is on the label for an orca merino base layer - "SeaMerino contains active nutrients, vitamins and minerals which are released by the fabric and absorbed into the skin, stimulating skin cell regeneration and blood flow, and quenching free radicals" Now thatsbpretty impressive for a t shirt, albeit a £65 t shirt !
McGoohan Sep 2012 6:45am, 22 Sep 2012 6,360 posts	0 McGoohan That sounds like they just tore off a sheep's skin (albeit an aquatic one) and give it to you fresh for all those... erm.... juices to be available to be absorbed by your skin
Papa G Sep 2012 9:14am, 22 Sep 2012 94 posts	0 Papa G John Lewis - Never Knowingly Undersold is this because they know they're over charging
GregP Sep 2012 2:38pm, 22 Sep 2012 62,749 posts	0 GregP No. Not at all. Admittedly I'm a huge fan of John Lewis/Waitrose, and hence prone to leap to their defence - but they are genuine about this - they will match prices unquestioningly.
Papa G Sep 2012 4:25pm, 22 Sep 2012 95 posts	0 Papa G No John Lewis where I live, just the wording of the advert that I thought could be read two different ways.
Pestomum Sep 2012 8:28pm, 22 Sep 2012 1,086 posts	0 Pestomum "anyone wishing to use buffalo milk as a prophylactic should seek medical advice" [ i know this isn't really the right thread, but]