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McGoohan Apr 2012 1:33pm, 30 Apr 2012 6,072 posts	0 McGoohan I need a pair of those shorts. I've got a big euphoria blockage at the moment.
Caterpillar Apr 2012 1:47pm, 30 Apr 2012 6,889 posts	0 Caterpillar In addition to Rejuvelage, Your Beauty System contains a compound called Coenzyme Q10 (Co Q10) which is naturally produced by our bodies every day. It is an effective antioxidant that controls the production of collagen, elasin, and other parts of our skin. As we age, the amount of Co Q10 in our system decreases, which has a noticeable effect on our skin. By increasing the levels of Co Q10 in your skin, Your Beauty System can boost skin repair, enhance hydration, and achieve a number of other benefits.
GregP Apr 2012 2:21pm, 30 Apr 2012 59,563 posts	0 GregP My brain hurts. What is 'My Beauty System'?
GregP Apr 2012 2:22pm, 30 Apr 2012 59,564 posts	0 GregP McGoohan - there are lots of places you can go for help. This one was my favourite. euphonium.net
ChrisHB Apr 2012 11:02pm, 30 Apr 2012 7,556 posts	0 ChrisHB The product title is neatly ambiguous: The North Face Better Than Naked Split Short
Dvorak Apr 2012 11:48pm, 30 Apr 2012 5,257 posts	0 Dvorak moist. mmm. Though in fact I don't tend to notice whilst in my euphoric flow, only after cessation. Does it contain genuine silver?
Nellers May 2012 6:23pm, 12 May 2012 21,249 posts	0 Nellers I know this one is on the very edge of the thread subject but have you all seen the Ray Winstone in-play betting add? "If I were you, Ray, I'd go for cards and corners." "What are the latest odds?" And the screen shows the in-play odds for the next scorer. So he wouldn't go for cards and corners, then? Why say it? Dopey bugger. Well he is a West Ham fan.
Red Squirrel May 2012 6:31pm, 12 May 2012 971 posts	0 Red Squirrel The whole concept of The North Face Better Than Naked range is strange. Surely every supplier of clothing could claim the same. Although the law on nudity in the UK is not straightforward. Also, whose opinion is it that wearing that range is better than naked?
GregP May 2012 7:26pm, 12 May 2012 59,978 posts	0 GregP I dislike that advert at many levels Nell. 'Sweet' my arse. I train with Argie a fair bit. Anything on earth would count as 'better than naked' on him.
Red Squirrel May 2012 7:27pm, 12 May 2012 975 posts	0 Red Squirrel