Meaningless product descriptions

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Binks Mar 2012 6:07pm, 15 Mar 2012 5,323 posts	0 Binks will the music friendly brief allow you to play "air on a g string"?
GregP Mar 2012 6:08pm, 15 Mar 2012 58,399 posts	0 GregP b'dum t'ish
Binks Mar 2012 5:15pm, 22 Mar 2012 5,374 posts	0 Binks Where Stella McCartney has excelled in her collaboration is in understanding how to create the perfect mix of sportswear functionality with fashion edge. Her approach to design is so successful because she understands the demands and desires of the modern market, underpinning this by addressing both the practical and the desirable. The beauty of the union flag is that it gets reinterpreted every generation. From the Mods in the 1960s to Geri Halliwell in the '90s Britpop era and to Alexander McQueen's torn and tattered fin de siècle tailcoat for David Bowie. By deconstructing the union flag and using this as a motif for the construction and design of the Team GB kit, Stella has reinvigorated it for the 21st Century and made it have a fashionable dynamism that is both relevant and modern as contemporary sportswear.
Red Squirrel Mar 2012 5:31pm, 22 Mar 2012 341 posts	0 Red Squirrel Have running skirts been around long enough to be 'classic' ... and are they only able to be worn by people who pound the streets or treadmill. What about grass? Trail? I thought NB were British too ... they can't spell odour correctly. Tsk.
sheri3004 Mar 2012 5:37pm, 22 Mar 2012 11,037 posts	0 sheri3004 I bought some flour from Lidl which says "Bread Flour. Perfect for making bread." I don't know why this makes me laugh.
Binks Mar 2012 5:39pm, 22 Mar 2012 5,378 posts	0 Binks I supposed it's better than "laptop - do not place on lap"
GregP Mar 2012 6:23pm, 22 Mar 2012 58,518 posts	0 GregP I love Sheri's one. It is so daft it borders on the surreal. Header updated.
JohnnyO Mar 2012 7:03pm, 22 Mar 2012 12,178 posts	0 JohnnyO I think 'deconstructing the union flag' is against the law, like defacing an image of the queen or pissing on a vicar.
Non-runner Mar 2012 7:07pm, 22 Mar 2012 19 posts	0 Non-runner I've just seen some (ultra cheap and very good value, 75p for 200mls) spray deodorant in Lidl which assures a "glamour effect". Other than not having stinky armpits, I don't understand??
GregP Mar 2012 7:18pm, 22 Mar 2012 58,520 posts	0 GregP I've been snot-rocketed on. Does 'snot-rocketing on a licensed lay minister' count?