Meaningless product descriptions

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Naomi P Mar 2012 4:42pm, 7 Mar 2012 9,648 posts	0 Naomi P "HotPants increase the core body temperature by an average of 18% more than the control garment, which leads to an increase in metabolism." "In 30 minutes of exercise, weight loss is around 4x greater in HotPants than in a standard garment. On average, subjects lost 1.13% of body mass in HotPants compared to 0.27% in the control garment." So you get a really really sweaty crotch. Nice. I also like the play on words that is Hot Pants. You can ask Donna how she did it at @moshtits. That's right, mosh tits. zaggora.com
SouthendAl Mar 2012 5:00pm, 7 Mar 2012 2,823 posts	0 SouthendAl From a sample size of 9 too. Good work
Naomi P Mar 2012 5:08pm, 7 Mar 2012 9,649 posts	0 Naomi P Can I make it clear that I wasn't searching for hotpants, it was an advert on Facebook. I wouldn't dare google hotpants at work...
JohnnyO Mar 2012 3:20pm, 11 Mar 2012 11,993 posts	0 JohnnyO Most fabrics—especially dark colors—heat up and become unbearable in the blazing sun. Well, no more. Revolutionary coldblack® technology makes dark colors act more like light colors. Fresh in from Underarmour.
GregP Mar 2012 4:07pm, 11 Mar 2012 58,238 posts	0 GregP Time to update the header, I think
Liliaicha Mar 2012 5:36pm, 15 Mar 2012 7,351 posts	0 Liliaicha New Balance Bonita Running Skirt "A classic running skirt from New Balance that just keeps getting better and better! With an updated look and fit, the Bonita Skirt offers fashion and function to the style-conscious woman who is out pounding the streets or on the treadmill at the gym. Designed with a music-friendly brief and Lightning Dry® fabrication, this skirt is a running essential" Music-friendly brief? Does this mean you keep your iPod in your knickers?
ChrisHB Mar 2012 5:39pm, 15 Mar 2012 7,344 posts	0 ChrisHB another good find there. I wish they'd realise that something that's "classic" can't also be new or improved or even better.
Binks Mar 2012 5:44pm, 15 Mar 2012 5,321 posts	0 Binks This high performance sleeveless top is the latest addition to the 2XU compression upper body range. Key benefits include increased muscle containment to reduce muscle soreness and fatigue plus proprioception properties to optimise respiratory function. The design and cut of this top means it can be worn discretely during competition. so in summary, your muscles will not spill onto the outside of this garment. you can breathe in it and you can wear it underneath something else so that you don't look like a dick.
GregP Mar 2012 6:05pm, 15 Mar 2012 58,396 posts	0 GregP What the heck is a music friendly brief? Increased muscle containment? I don't find my muscles are especially under-contained, but maybe that's just me.
GregP Mar 2012 6:07pm, 15 Mar 2012 58,397 posts	0 GregP I've put the music friendly brief in the header