Meaningless product descriptions

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GregP Jan 2012 3:08pm, 31 Jan 2012 56,777 posts	0 GregP Check out the acai berry content on acai juice drinks - that's shockingly low, too.
McGoohan Jan 2012 6:26pm, 31 Jan 2012 5,675 posts	0 McGoohan Erm ... D2D, I make that 109% If true, that's quite a good bargain.
southendal Jan 2012 6:31pm, 31 Jan 2012 1,952 posts	0 southendal I reckon that would be RDA %
McGoohan Jan 2012 6:34pm, 31 Jan 2012 5,676 posts	0 McGoohan D'oh!
JohnnyO Feb 2012 10:47am, 4 Feb 2012 11,378 posts	0 JohnnyO The Orca™ SeaMerino™ line is designed to encourage healthy surface blood flow and skin cell regeneration for optimal rest and recovery after training and races. Ultrafine SeaMerino™ fabric contains imbedded Seacell® fibers which massage natural minerals and amino acids into the skin. Seacell? Skin regeneration? Bollocks?
ChrisHB Feb 2012 10:56am, 4 Feb 2012 7,138 posts	0 ChrisHB Until they're washed for the first time? An excellent sighting.
GregP Feb 2012 11:13am, 4 Feb 2012 56,937 posts	0 GregP I feel we need a new header.
McGoohan Feb 2012 11:35am, 4 Feb 2012 5,683 posts	0 McGoohan That's a great one Johnny. SeaMerino implies wool taken from aquatic sheep. Must be why this crap is so expensive. They also allege this SeaCell stuff will also "quench excess free radicals". Brilliant, my free radicals are always either very thirsty or on fire. A good quenching is what they need.
GregP Feb 2012 12:18pm, 4 Feb 2012 56,940 posts	0 GregP Aquatic Sheep?
GregP Feb 2012 12:19pm, 4 Feb 2012 56,941 posts	0 GregP Sheepotomus?