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Frobester Sep 2011 3:57pm, 20 Sep 2011 16,612 posts	0 Frobester It's someone who delivers new lifestyles. Why, only yesterday, I received my "entry level mountain biker" lifestyle. I'm having it on approval before I hand back my "struggling runner who likes half marathons but finds it hard to avoid wanting to do marathons" lifestyle...
GregP Sep 2011 4:34pm, 20 Sep 2011 52,645 posts	0 GregP Interesting theory, Frobes. I think it is more like a 'lifestyle bike courier' - Hamm and I know one at least. Tats, piercings, fakie bike with narrow handlebars, no actual riding ability.
Frobester Sep 2011 4:38pm, 20 Sep 2011 16,619 posts	0 Frobester Ah, so he doesn't deliver lifestyles by bike? I see. But it's surely an idea, even if it only got one croissant on halfbakery.
hammerite Sep 2011 4:48pm, 20 Sep 2011 15,440 posts	0 hammerite Do we know one? The only person I know we both know with tats and piercings rides a specialized road bike and falls off at regular intervals.
GregP Sep 2011 4:51pm, 20 Sep 2011 52,649 posts	0 GregP Ooooh. True. And the bloke that did Emit when I did it you know, or at least know of?
hammerite Sep 2011 4:52pm, 20 Sep 2011 15,441 posts	0 hammerite Ah yes, I know who you mean now!
Nywanda Oct 2011 7:36pm, 4 Oct 2011 2,776 posts	0 Nywanda A real eye-opener here: The Haglofs H Belt is a lightweight belt - great for keeping your trousers up. The H Belt combines a classic leather front and metal buckle fastening, with a stretch nylon webbing rear for added comfort. Keeping trousers up eh? I suppose they wouldnt be saying "great for thrashing the kids or Michael hutchence norty tragic adult games"
GregP Oct 2011 3:25pm, 5 Oct 2011 53,130 posts	0 GregP Stopping one's suitcase flying open?
Binks Oct 2011 7:28pm, 11 Oct 2011 4,794 posts	0 Binks Mercury Compression garments feature graduated compression zones to aid circulation and higher venous return resulting in a faster removal of lactic acid, improved warm-up time and the ability to train harder for longer. Enhanced proprioception and muscular awareness promote a positive response to feedback within an isolated training environment. What is an "isolated training environment?"
McGoohan Oct 2011 9:34pm, 11 Oct 2011 5,416 posts	0 McGoohan Running in a cupboard?