Meaningless product descriptions

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Nellers Aug 2011 6:44am, 24 Aug 2011 18,193 posts	0 Nellers For what? Oh sorry. Natural health. It's like Blankety Blank, isn't it? The clue is in the question, panel.
GregP Aug 2011 6:47am, 24 Aug 2011 51,298 posts	0 GregP Let's enjoy that again. Beet Juice is scientifically proven to be a leading natural health remedy.
GregP Aug 2011 6:47am, 24 Aug 2011 51,299 posts	0 GregP I'm stunned.
Nellers Aug 2011 6:48am, 24 Aug 2011 18,194 posts	0 Nellers Now if it said Beetle Juice........
GregP Aug 2011 6:56am, 24 Aug 2011 51,300 posts	0 GregP Dubious even without the word 'leading'
Nellers Aug 2011 6:59am, 24 Aug 2011 18,196 posts	0 Nellers It's dubiously vague and trying to cloud the issue with the use of "scientifically". It's like saying 8 out of 10 cats prefer.... Do they? Do they really?
GregP Aug 2011 9:03am, 24 Aug 2011 51,302 posts	0 GregP Scientifically proven vague assertions. Bring it on. I'm scientifically proven to be better dressed than Argie.
cabletow Aug 2011 9:17am, 24 Aug 2011 20,664 posts	0 cabletow NHS Care from cradle to grave as long as you do not need care at all, never move and are a computer
JohnnyO Aug 2011 9:32am, 24 Aug 2011 10,180 posts	0 JohnnyO The obstetricians will be pleased to hear that the first nine months of their patient episode are no longer covered by the NHS.
OJ Aug 2011 10:29am, 26 Aug 2011 47 posts	0 OJ "Hypnotherapy gained a new technique after poor album sales left the gastric band disillusioned with the music industry. Stomach their disappointment with today's Groupon: £99 instead of £397 for four 60 minute gastric band hypnotherapy sessions with Kimberley Tylor Hypnotherapist and Counsellor." I'm more interested in whatever the copywriter was on when they penned this. groupon.co.uk