Meaningless product descriptions

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Aug 2011
1:00pm, 26 Aug 2011
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Dipper
WT actual F?

Even more worrying, it's already got 39 takers! That's nearly four grand of muppetry......I'm in the wrong business!
Sep 2011
9:16pm, 3 Sep 2011
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Stepford Wife
From a (French) hotel website:

This hotel is built in the former (ancient) relay of Post (Post office) of the XVth century and proposes you 34 modern rooms (chambers). The majority saw on the old fishing port, and have hydromassantes showers or Jacuzzi, and of TV with satellite bouquet.
In a room soaked (filled) with tradition with sight on the port (bearing), will be served to you a breakfast with sideboard.
Sep 2011
9:16pm, 3 Sep 2011
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Stepford Wife
More from there:

Situated in the entrance (entry) of the old pond of Honfleur, old woman quoted from sailors on the Norman rib (coast) and the meeting of the painters of the whole world, the BEST WESTERN hotel the White Horse, welcomes you in a frame where everything is conceived for the prosperity.
An effective team will welcome you there and will advise you on the leisure activities surroundings: tennis, swimming pool, golf, museums and Galleries.
Sep 2011
8:12am, 4 Sep 2011
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GregP
They *must* have just Babelfished it and left it alone. I love it.
Sep 2011
9:08am, 4 Sep 2011
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McGoohan
I wonder if you get 'toast of a monkey' there?
Sep 2011
9:39am, 4 Sep 2011
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Stepford Wife
I'm sure that will be brought with the breakfast with sideboard.
Sep 2011
9:14am, 7 Sep 2011
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Hohum
Schwarzkopf (that's a mouthful in itself) do Supersoft Yoghurt and Redberries Smoothie Shampoo. Does this qualify to join this thread. With Yoghurt protein and extract of red berries. Sounds delicious. Are they to full of sh*t?
Sep 2011
11:45am, 7 Sep 2011
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Ade1973
Trionz-

Proven to release negative ions at rates of 600-800 ions per second, each Trion:Z product utilizes its unique Alternating North-South Polarity Orientation (ANSPO™) system, which is comprised of twin 1,000 gauss magnets to maximize magnetic field flow.

So why are the hilly bits still hard?
Sep 2011
12:06pm, 7 Sep 2011
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rf_fozzy
I don't understand anyone who buys Trionz rubbish. Didn't they ever do any physics at all?
Sep 2011
12:10pm, 7 Sep 2011
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GregP
I try not to get cross at people for falling for this guff, but it is difficult.

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