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um May 2024 9:50am, 15 May 2024 8,452 posts	Quote Pin um Some of those are just ment-hol
NordRunner May 2024 10:50am, 15 May 2024 4,287 posts	Quote Pin NordRunner Is it true he succumbed to a strepsilococcus infection?
Treborstreet May 2024 7:31pm, 15 May 2024 246 posts	Quote Pin Treborstreet Breaking News! Aladdin has been banned from all future magic carpet races for using performance enhancing rugs.
Jock Itch May 2024 8:14pm, 15 May 2024 14,033 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels. She said, “Yes, try Sarah Topps.”
Diogenes May 2024 8:54pm, 15 May 2024 86,002 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I bought a mail order bride but I was out when she was delivered so now she’s married to the bloke next door.
Mushroom May 2024 1:16pm, 16 May 2024 3,158 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I'm terrified of elevators. I'm taking steps to avoid them.
um May 2024 3:06pm, 16 May 2024 8,456 posts	Quote Pin um I've just signed up for the Origami Reverse Engineering course. I'll see how things unfold. After that I've got the Jelly Moulding course. I'll let you know how it turns out.
Diogenes May 2024 3:57pm, 16 May 2024 86,042 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes I went to the worst Skydiving school ever. Everyone had dropped out by the end.
Muttley May 2024 4:00pm, 16 May 2024 3,210 posts	Quote Pin Muttley My nephew likes to go skydiving and he's blind. Honest, I've jumped with him. His favourite joke: Did you hear about the blind skydiver? He pulls the cord when the dog's lead goes slack. (courtesy the late great Barry Cryer)
richmac May 2024 4:55pm, 16 May 2024 27,476 posts	Quote Pin richmac This guy is sky diving, he pulls the cord & nothing happens, he thinks he's doomed when he sees another guy flying up towards him, as the pass he calls out "do you know anything about para chutes ?" "No mate, do you know anything about gas boilers?"