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Silent Runner May 2024 7:03pm, 13 May 2024 1,032 posts	Quote Pin Silent Runner Its the quiet ones you have to watch That goes without saying.
Maclennane May 2024 9:57am, 14 May 2024 32,339 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane The man who invented throat lozenges died last week. There was no coffin at the funeral.
NordRunner May 2024 11:25pm, 14 May 2024 4,285 posts	Quote Pin NordRunner … but he went to his chest anyway - in a hoarse drawn cart-arrh.
57.5 Days of Pain May 2024 11:49pm, 14 May 2024 18,362 posts	Quote Pin 57.5 Days of Pain It was a cheerful funeral. Lots of Tunes.
NordRunner May 2024 8:29am, 15 May 2024 4,286 posts	Quote Pin NordRunner He was such a tyrant. Finally, his family could breathe more easily.
Mushroom May 2024 8:55am, 15 May 2024 3,156 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom Did the family keep some of his hair in Lockets?
Nellers May 2024 8:59am, 15 May 2024 42,916 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Funeral was well attended but had to be delayed. Too much congestion around the church.
Maclennane May 2024 9:00am, 15 May 2024 32,350 posts	Quote Pin Maclennane and they had trouble picking the right tunes for the service
Nellers May 2024 9:06am, 15 May 2024 42,917 posts	Quote Pin Nellers Lot of people coming on the train from Dottinghab?
Nicholls595 May 2024 9:24am, 15 May 2024 31,890 posts	Quote Pin Nicholls595 57.5 Degrees of Pain wrote:It was a cheerful funeral. Lots of Tunes. Sung by The Fishermen's Friends?