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Mushroom May 2024 2:28pm, 10 May 2024 3,150 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom "Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Control freak" "Now you say 'Control freak who?'"
Muttley May 2024 7:25pm, 10 May 2024 3,202 posts	Quote Pin Muttley I've just joined the Reincarnation Society. Not cheap but I thought hey, you only live once.
richmac May 2024 8:14am, 11 May 2024 27,358 posts	Quote Pin richmac "Knock knock" "Who's there? "interrupting cow" "Interrupting cow w....""Moooo" [I realise this gag only really works verbally and is best after a couple of pints]
richmac May 2024 8:16am, 11 May 2024 27,359 posts	Quote Pin richmac I was turned down for a job at NASA. At interview they asked me where I saw myself in 5 years. Apparently "well, the sky's the limit" wasn't what they wanted
3M May 2024 8:19am, 11 May 2024 23,997 posts	Quote Pin 3M richmac wrote:"Knock knock" "Who's there? "interrupting cow" "Interrupting cow w....""Moooo" [I realise this gag only really works verbally and is best after a couple of pints] That was my then 5 year old grandson's favourite (only) joke for a while.
richmac May 2024 8:28am, 11 May 2024 27,361 posts	Quote Pin richmac He has excellent taste.
Sigh May 2024 3:38pm, 12 May 2024 26,528 posts	Quote Pin Sigh Police have asked for increased vigilance as there is a group of mime artists roaming the country performing unspeakable acts on people.
richmac May 2024 3:48pm, 12 May 2024 27,393 posts	Quote Pin richmac ^ Its the quiet ones you have to watch
Red Squirrel May 2024 4:01pm, 12 May 2024 23,817 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel Another page of good ‘uns.
Fenners-Reborn May 2024 4:07pm, 12 May 2024 886 posts	Quote Pin Fenners-Reborn The Man United team today. #woeful