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Sigh May 2024 9:07am, 5 May 2024 26,455 posts	Quote Pin Sigh An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. ' How do you feel about sex? ' he asked, rather tentatively. ' I would like it infrequently ' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned over towards her and whispered - 'Is that one word or two?'
Jock Itch May 2024 3:22pm, 6 May 2024 14,031 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch What kind of car does a sheep drive? A Lamborghini. Just kidding. Sheep can't afford a Lambo. They just take an Ewe-ber.
richmac May 2024 3:38pm, 6 May 2024 27,287 posts	Quote Pin richmac I tell a lot of dad jokes despite not having young kids I'm a faux Pa
um May 2024 3:51pm, 6 May 2024 8,426 posts	Quote Pin um When does a joke become a dad-joke? When it becomes apparent.
DocM May 2024 9:11pm, 6 May 2024 49,184 posts	Quote Pin DocM What kind of car does a cowboy drive? Audi Partner
Mushroom May 2024 12:49pm, 7 May 2024 3,146 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom You know what really makes me cross? Lollipop ladies.
DocM May 2024 1:11pm, 7 May 2024 49,188 posts	Quote Pin DocM Gandalf came into my shop and asked "Do I get any money off for having this big stick?" I said "No sorry, we dont offer staff discounts"
Red Squirrel May 2024 5:49pm, 7 May 2024 23,786 posts	Quote Pin Red Squirrel
Muttley May 2024 9:46pm, 7 May 2024 3,192 posts	Quote Pin Muttley Alan Turing is rightly famous for cracking the Enigma code. But he could not have done it without the cakes and tea supplied by his sister Kay.
Mushroom May 2024 12:34pm, 8 May 2024 3,148 posts	Quote Pin Mushroom I've built a catapult disguised as a chair. It throws a lot of people off.