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Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear Dec 2023 6:06pm, 9 Dec 2023 10,357 posts	0 Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear Sadly the same barber was leading the race but he faded towards the end
Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear Dec 2023 6:08pm, 9 Dec 2023 10,358 posts	0 Eynsham the Red Knows Rain Dear [I’ll do that again 😀] How did the barber finish his marathon training? He tapered. Sadly the same barber was leading the race but he faded towards the end
djrolfe Dec 2023 6:30pm, 9 Dec 2023 2 posts	0 djrolfe What do you call a person who runs behind a car? Exhausted.
Muttley Dec 2023 6:43pm, 9 Dec 2023 2,824 posts	0 Muttley Who's the coolest person that works in a hospital. The Ultra sound guy. Wrong. It's actually the hip replacement guy.
mr d Dec 2023 6:48pm, 9 Dec 2023 6,417 posts	0 mr d I was once asked to run a marathon for charity. I refused, my organisational skills aren't that good.
Muttley Dec 2023 7:07pm, 9 Dec 2023 2,825 posts	0 Muttley I was asked once if I want to run in a 10k for children with asthma. I thought, why not, probably got a good chance of winning it.
AndyJ82 Dec 2023 7:15pm, 9 Dec 2023 576 posts	0 AndyJ82 Why was the brush late? It over swept.
A Rae in a manger Dec 2023 7:30pm, 9 Dec 2023 11,243 posts	0 A Rae in a manger What's green and has wheels? Grass (I lied about the wheels)
A Rae in a manger Dec 2023 7:32pm, 9 Dec 2023 11,244 posts	0 A Rae in a manger What's green and brown, and has six legs, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A snooker table.
A Rae in a manger Dec 2023 7:32pm, 9 Dec 2023 11,245 posts	0 A Rae in a manger What's green, and hairy, and goes up and down all day? A gooseberry in a lift.