Joke of the day........

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StuH Dec 2023 1:41pm, 9 Dec 2023 4,692 posts	0 StuH Despite going bald at an early age, my best friend still always carries a comb. He just can't part with it.
Alture Dec 2023 1:52pm, 9 Dec 2023 First-time poster!!	0 Alture When out for lunch I noticed that the customer at the next table had so many fish fingers I asked him if he fancied a game of Jenga.
marttn Dec 2023 2:02pm, 9 Dec 2023 First-time poster!!	0 marttn Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field!
Chrisity Dec 2023 2:15pm, 9 Dec 2023 23,396 posts	0 Chrisity There’s a virus that makes us forget 80s music. No one knows the Cure
Carriecakes Dec 2023 2:20pm, 9 Dec 2023 2 posts	0 Carriecakes I got my Husband a new Fridge for Christmas! I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Wren Dec 2023 2:21pm, 9 Dec 2023 13 posts	0 Wren What does a runner lose after winning a race? Their breath!
Wren Dec 2023 2:22pm, 9 Dec 2023 14 posts	0 Wren Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because he was the only one with drumsticks!
Runningbauble21 Dec 2023 2:25pm, 9 Dec 2023 80 posts	0 Runningbauble21 Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks
Sorequads Dec 2023 2:31pm, 9 Dec 2023 27 posts	0 Sorequads What did the man say to his fingers? I’m counting on you.
Snail Dec 2023 3:25pm, 9 Dec 2023 2,537 posts	0 Snail "Are we poisonous?" said one snake to the other "Why?" they replied "Because I have just bitten my tongue!"