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richmac Sep 2021 6:19pm, 1 Sep 2021 16,502 posts	0 richmac They're also known for their overbite, hence their song 'Massivechewsets' (fetching my coat and fucking off)
57.5 Degrees of Pain Sep 2021 7:35pm, 1 Sep 2021 7,626 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain [A pedantic dentist would like to point out that an overbite has nothing to do with the size of your chew sets].
richmac Sep 2021 7:40pm, 1 Sep 2021 16,504 posts	0 richmac [of all the things wrong with that gag this pick on a point of dentistry? ,🤣😂🤣]
57.5 Degrees of Pain Sep 2021 8:20pm, 1 Sep 2021 7,628 posts	0 57.5 Degrees of Pain [But it fitted right in with the quality of the thread...]
Seratonin Sep 2021 9:43pm, 1 Sep 2021 35,454 posts	0 Seratonin I think that RichMac is misinformed. Paul Young actually had the love of the gammon people
AndyS Sep 2021 12:43pm, 2 Sep 2021 461 posts	0 AndyS [Stolen from Twatter, but it tickled me] <Scientists in 2721> Scientist 1: So there’s this one weird year where a ton of people died from a virus and a ton of horses died from worms. Scientist 2: Correlation isn’t causation. Scientist 3: Wait. Oh my god. OH MY FCUKING GOD.
daz1927 Sep 2021 7:01pm, 2 Sep 2021 6,026 posts	0 daz1927 I just applied for a new job at Citroen. I had to send them 2 CVs.
daz1927 Sep 2021 7:02pm, 2 Sep 2021 6,027 posts	0 daz1927 My wife asked me what would stop the stairs from creaking... Apparently 'Slimming World' was not the right answer.
daz1927 Sep 2021 7:05pm, 2 Sep 2021 6,028 posts	0 daz1927 Apparently cucumbers are very good for memory. A mate had one stuck up his arse 30 years ago and he still hasn’t forgotten 😂😂
GordonG Sep 2021 7:17pm, 2 Sep 2021 8,758 posts	0 GordonG Nope, I'm still struggling with the scientists one....

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