Joke of the day........

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Sep 2021
7:24pm, 2 Sep 2021
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Dooogs
(GG: I think the last line is S1 discovering that the two facts are due to people drinking horse de-wormer as an alternative medication in the US)

Also on Twitter: "If the people who keep calling everyone else 'sheep' could stop taking livestock medication, that'd be great".
Sep 2021
7:54pm, 2 Sep 2021
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GordonG
Oh. OK thanks Dooogs.
Sep 2021
7:54pm, 2 Sep 2021
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richmac
[glad it's not just me then]
XB
Sep 2021
8:05pm, 2 Sep 2021
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XB
Doctor: I'm afraid to say you're suffering from onomatopoeia
Patient: What's that?
Doctor: Exactly what it sounds like.
Sep 2021
8:27pm, 2 Sep 2021
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Jock Itch
When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party.

Now I'm homeless.
Sep 2021
9:32pm, 2 Sep 2021
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JRitchie
I had to Google the scientist joke as well. I didn't realise that a horse de-wormer was the latest nutty therapy coming from the US. Couldn't we start a rumour that infertility pills suppress the virus as well.
Sep 2021
10:19pm, 2 Sep 2021
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Sushi.
[I like that suggestion re contraception.]
Sep 2021
11:13pm, 2 Sep 2021
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Pothunter
[Ivermectin is very popular in South Africa as well for some reason]

Did you hear about the ward of patients who overdosed on Ivermectin?
Doctors described their condition as stable.
Sep 2021
6:05am, 3 Sep 2021
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richmac
I heard about that PH, apparently they were hoofing the stuff down.
Sep 2021
8:33am, 3 Sep 2021
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Pou Pou LePhoõk
My neighbours have been taking it.

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