Joke of the day........

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Jock Itch Aug 2021 7:06pm, 28 Aug 2021 13,558 posts	0 Jock Itch
Nicholls595 Aug 2021 7:16pm, 28 Aug 2021 25,675 posts	0 Nicholls595 But I'm sure I heard it talk?
colindglen Aug 2021 10:17am, 29 Aug 2021 2,124 posts	0 colindglen Anus
Sigh Aug 2021 12:52pm, 30 Aug 2021 10,079 posts	0 Sigh The umbrella was originally going to be called "brella", but the inventor hesitated.
AndyS Aug 2021 3:18pm, 30 Aug 2021 458 posts	0 AndyS Q: Who's the coolest dude in the hospital? A: The ultra sound guy. Q: What it he's not there A: The hip replacement fella.
AndyS Aug 2021 8:19pm, 31 Aug 2021 459 posts	0 AndyS Did you know that people who make classic ballet dresses are also great at arithmetic? They're good at putting tu and tu together.
Mushroom Sep 2021 11:31am, 1 Sep 2021 1,822 posts	0 Mushroom Scientists have successfully made a car that can run on Parsley. That's after they gave up trying to make a train run on Thyme...
Diogenes Sep 2021 11:45am, 1 Sep 2021 62,491 posts	0 Diogenes Before his music career took off, Paul Young was an apprentice butcher. One day the manager called him in and said "sorry, son, we're going to have to let you go." "But, why?" asked the distraught Paul. "Well, every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you."
richmac Sep 2021 12:29pm, 1 Sep 2021 16,498 posts	0 richmac He was incredibly popular with the customers though, he had the love of the common people.
JRitchie Sep 2021 4:12pm, 1 Sep 2021 2,577 posts	0 JRitchie The BeeGees were very good at Eastern Cuisine. You can tell by the way they use their wok.