Joke of the day........

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dUNKle Sep 2020 3:41pm, 13 Sep 2020 31 posts	0 dUNKle I did naked bell ringing once. However the rope got caught up and I got tolld off
daz1927 Sep 2020 7:31pm, 13 Sep 2020 5,886 posts	0 daz1927 The missus asked me, "When you're on a boys only trip, do you think about me?" Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer......
mushroom Sep 2020 8:36am, 14 Sep 2020 1,229 posts	0 mushroom The earth's tilt really made my summer..
anomis66 Sep 2020 12:20am, 15 Sep 2020 12 posts	0 anomis66 Never trust someone with graph paper ... they're always plotting something.
daz1927 Sep 2020 10:04am, 15 Sep 2020 5,887 posts	0 daz1927 Prince Harry is 36 today........I wonder if Meghan will give him some jelly and ice-cream?
daz1927 Sep 2020 10:07am, 15 Sep 2020 5,888 posts	0 daz1927 Getting pissed off with people taking the piss about my dyslexia It’s not fanny or clover...
daz1927 Sep 2020 10:08am, 15 Sep 2020 5,889 posts	0 daz1927 I did a comedy gig in an old people's home. None of em understood my jokes, but they all pissed themselves....
AndyS Sep 2020 2:44pm, 15 Sep 2020 136 posts	0 AndyS Cheese shop exploded - da brie everywhere.
colindglen Sep 2020 4:22pm, 15 Sep 2020 858 posts	0 colindglen Spanish male recovers from Covid-19 Manuel
Diogenes Sep 2020 4:48pm, 15 Sep 2020 53,055 posts	0 Diogenes Filipino man’s condition deteriorated in capital hospital. Manila