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AndyS Sep 2020 9:15pm, 17 Sep 2020 138 posts	Quote Pin AndyS Apparently, the King of Spain has been quarantined on his private jet. The Reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
cerid Sep 2020 9:23pm, 17 Sep 2020 252 posts	Quote Pin cerid I assumed it was racist to be honest.
Derby Tup Sep 2020 9:27pm, 17 Sep 2020 46,395 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup I take it to suggest that the ginger prince shall we say isn’t the main decision maker in his relationship
dUNKle Sep 2020 12:44pm, 18 Sep 2020 33 posts	Quote Pin dUNKle I’ve just been reading about Robbie Williams and corona virus He says he hates all the soap and washing and as such is loving hand gels instead
Jock Itch Sep 2020 9:28pm, 18 Sep 2020 13,311 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Still not safe to come back.
cerid Sep 2020 10:54pm, 18 Sep 2020 261 posts	Quote Pin cerid Good.
daz1927 Sep 2020 7:31am, 19 Sep 2020 5,891 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 It’s really not that difficult. DT is right It’s suggesting that Meghan wears the trousers in that relationship, and Harry as a 36 yr old ex-Army Officer is treated like a child
daz1927 Sep 2020 7:33am, 19 Sep 2020 5,892 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I renewed my car insurance over the phone today and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet. I said, "Yes, I've got a dog." She said, "Would you like to insure him too?" I said, "Fuck off, he can't fucking drive!"
daz1927 Sep 2020 7:33am, 19 Sep 2020 5,893 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I took a lass for a meal last night, and she ordered the most expensive items on the fucking menu, Gold digging bitch... I said "Does your mother feed you like this?" She said "No, but she doesn't expect a BJ, and a mind blowing shag" I said "Fair point, bon appetite"
daz1927 Sep 2020 7:35am, 19 Sep 2020 5,894 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Maybe I'm too naive to cut it as a criminal, which is probably why I was caught. As the cell door slammed shut behind me, two burly men stepped out of the shadows. "Kneel down and bend over." "Neil, Ben - good to meet you!"