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Joke of the day........

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AndyS
AndyS
Sep 2020
9:15pm, 17 Sep 2020
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AndyS
Apparently, the King of Spain has been quarantined on his private jet.

The Reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
cerid
cerid
Sep 2020
9:23pm, 17 Sep 2020
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cerid
I assumed it was racist to be honest.
Derby Tup
Derby Tup
Sep 2020
9:27pm, 17 Sep 2020
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Derby Tup
I take it to suggest that the ginger prince shall we say isn’t the main decision maker in his relationship
dUNKle
dUNKle
Sep 2020
12:44pm, 18 Sep 2020
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dUNKle
I’ve just been reading about Robbie Williams and corona virus

He says he hates all the soap and washing and as such is loving hand gels instead
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
Sep 2020
9:28pm, 18 Sep 2020
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Jock Itch
Still not safe to come back.
cerid
cerid
Sep 2020
10:54pm, 18 Sep 2020
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cerid
Good.
daz1927
daz1927
Sep 2020
7:31am, 19 Sep 2020
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daz1927
It’s really not that difficult.

DT is right

It’s suggesting that Meghan wears the trousers in that relationship, and Harry as a 36 yr old ex-Army Officer is treated like a child
daz1927
daz1927
Sep 2020
7:33am, 19 Sep 2020
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daz1927
I renewed my car insurance over the phone today and as I was about to hang up the woman on the other end asked if I had a pet.

I said, "Yes, I've got a dog."

She said, "Would you like to insure him too?"

I said, "Fuck off, he can't fucking drive!"
daz1927
daz1927
Sep 2020
7:33am, 19 Sep 2020
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daz1927
I took a lass for a meal last night, and she ordered the most expensive items on the fucking menu, Gold digging bitch...

I said "Does your mother feed you like this?"

She said "No, but she doesn't expect a BJ, and a mind blowing shag"

I said "Fair point, bon appetite"
daz1927
daz1927
Sep 2020
7:35am, 19 Sep 2020
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daz1927
Maybe I'm too naive to cut it as a criminal, which is probably why I was caught.

As the cell door slammed shut behind me, two burly men stepped out of the shadows.

"Kneel down and bend over."

"Neil, Ben - good to meet you!"

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