Joke of the day........

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Diogenes Sep 2020 4:49pm, 15 Sep 2020 53,056 posts	0 Diogenes [i typed deteriorates, bloody autocorrect]
mushroom Sep 2020 1:09pm, 16 Sep 2020 1,232 posts	0 mushroom
mushroom Sep 2020 8:03pm, 16 Sep 2020 1,233 posts	0 mushroom The inventor of the taser has recently died. Friends and family were stunned..
Diogenes Sep 2020 8:24pm, 16 Sep 2020 53,084 posts	0 Diogenes Without my glasses on I thought that said toaster for a moment. When the inventor of the toaster died he was lightly cremated on one side only. [on a related matter, is it inappropriate to have Golden Brown played at a cremation?]
dUNKle Sep 2020 7:53am, 17 Sep 2020 32 posts	0 dUNKle The reports of a nationwide lockdown don’t bother me I’m with Barclays
Stander Sep 2020 8:54am, 17 Sep 2020 105 posts	0 Stander A young guy I knew had Going Underground played at his funeral (he was a big Jam fan obviously). Not totally appropriate as it was a cremation. This is a fact, not a joke btw
Stander Sep 2020 12:39pm, 17 Sep 2020 109 posts	0 Stander An Amazon driver just stopped and asked me the time. I said it's somewhere between 8am and 6pm
daz1927 Sep 2020 1:52pm, 17 Sep 2020 5,890 posts	0 daz1927 Sat in the cafe at the gym drinking coffee and eating cheesecake. I thought, 'this isn't working out '.
iPLOD Sep 2020 2:32pm, 17 Sep 2020 1,871 posts	0 iPLOD Can someone explain the jelly and ice cream one please?
Raggedy runner Sep 2020 2:48pm, 17 Sep 2020 49 posts	0 Raggedy runner Probably rude, iPlod!