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I randomly keep shouting 'broccoli and cauliflower.'
I think that I might have florets.
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When Margaret Mitchell first wrote Gone with the Wind, she first had twins as leading men who spoke only in profanities.

She dropped the two Rhetts idea on the publishers advice but the name stuck.

Not a lot of people know that.
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daz1927
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I took part in the sun-tanning Olympics.

I got bronze.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get this.
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Two pebbles on a beach.

First one asks: "are you married?"
Second says:"no, I'm shingle."
McGoohan
McGoohan
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10:34am, 11 Sep 2020
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Just left my job assembling computer keyboards...

I didn't like the shifts!
McGoohan
McGoohan
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As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden...

The plot thickens!
McGoohan
McGoohan
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Took my son out for his first pint.

Got him a Fosters. He didn't like it so I had it.

Got him a Carlsberg. He didn't like that either, so I had that as well.

Same was with the Cider and Guinness...

By the time we got to the whiskey I could hardly push the pram!
The Terminator
The Terminator
Sep 2020
5:37pm, 11 Sep 2020
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Just found out one of my friends from school has passed away from acute heartburn. Can't believe Gav is gone.
JRitchie
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DAZ was the second pebble called Sean?

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