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daz1927 Sep 2020 8:09pm, 8 Sep 2020 5,872 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I was in the pub the other night doing my impressions of old TV detectives for my mates. I had done Kojak, Columbo, Ironside when I spotted a young lass taking an interest. I said "Would you like to see my Dick Tracey?" She said "Yes please, but my name's not Tracey"
daz1927 Sep 2020 8:10pm, 8 Sep 2020 5,873 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I've joined a dating agency for arsonists. They send me new matches every week.....
daz1927 Sep 2020 8:13pm, 8 Sep 2020 5,874 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 I was stood outside the school dropping my grandson off yesterday when a mother started crying beside me. "Are you ok?" I asked. "It's my daughters first day," she said. "I'm worried that she won't fit in because of her weight." "Well, the doors are a bit narrow," I replied
cerid Sep 2020 11:37am, 10 Sep 2020 206 posts	Quote Pin cerid The seven dwarves can now only meet in groups of six, and one of them isn’t happy.
Nellers Sep 2020 12:02pm, 10 Sep 2020 37,134 posts	Quote Pin Nellers I would have thought that most of them aren't Happy.
jda Sep 2020 12:05pm, 10 Sep 2020 8,321 posts	Quote Pin jda The seven dwarves can now only meet in groups of six, and not one of them is happy. Happy now?
um Sep 2020 12:11pm, 10 Sep 2020 3,263 posts	Quote Pin um The seven dwarves can now only meet in a group of six, and one of them is grumpy.
lammo Sep 2020 12:12pm, 10 Sep 2020 10,174 posts	Quote Pin lammo That's the joke Um, well done
CStar Sep 2020 12:38pm, 10 Sep 2020 7,856 posts	Quote Pin CStar Seven dwarves went into an orphanage...
Nellers Sep 2020 12:42pm, 10 Sep 2020 37,135 posts	Quote Pin Nellers ....and no-one recognised them because of the masks.