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Aug 2020
1:05pm, 29 Aug 2020
1,720 posts
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Brunski
I got in touch with my inner self this morning.
That's the last time I buy single ply toilet paper.
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Aug 2020
12:11pm, 31 Aug 2020
1,872 posts
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peachy
Just a reminder for dog owners , the council have said you can’t walk sheepdogs in the woods today...
It’s a ban collie day .
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Aug 2020
8:02pm, 31 Aug 2020
13,300 posts
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Jock Itch
Peachy- please take your dog and leave the building.
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Aug 2020
9:10pm, 31 Aug 2020
21,542 posts
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Red Squirrel
I love it!
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Aug 2020
10:00pm, 31 Aug 2020
67,540 posts
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swittle
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Sep 2020
2:38pm, 1 Sep 2020
14,628 posts
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Ted
I once saw Amy Whitehouse on the Tube. She got off at High Barnet.
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Sep 2020
5:55pm, 1 Sep 2020
29 posts
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dUNKle
Absolutely livid.
Came back and with nothing on TV I found myself watching the fishing on Sky sports.
Found myself getting carried away and decided I’d have a bet and put a tenner on a fella to catch the biggest fish at 20/1 at FishoMania
Anyway, I won. But the robbing bookies have only paid me £50.
When I argued the point they are claiming it's quarter the odds for a plaice.
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Sep 2020
7:01pm, 2 Sep 2020
3,881 posts
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z1000jeff
Q. Why does Batman’s mask only cover half his face ?
A. So the cops can see that he’s white.
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Sep 2020
7:22pm, 2 Sep 2020
12,580 posts
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Markymarkmark
[S'okay, z1000jeff. He's a vigilante so clearly can't be wrong. ]
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Sep 2020
12:52pm, 3 Sep 2020
1,721 posts
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Brunski
Englishman: "That your dog?"
Welshman: "Aye."
Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?'
Welshman: "Dog don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey, dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doing all right."
Welshman: (look of shock)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at the Welshman)
Dog: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the park once a week to play."
Welshman: (look of total disbelief)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Welshman: "Horse don't talk.”
Englishman: "Hey, horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Welshman: (extreme look of shock)
Englishman: "Is this your owner?" (pointing to the Welshman)
Horse: "Yep."
Englishman: "How's he treating you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a nice stable to protect me from the weather."
Welshman: (look of total amazement!)
Englishman: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Welshman: "That sheep's a f***ing liar!”
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