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mushroom Aug 2020 8:55am, 12 Aug 2020 1,193 posts	0 mushroom A boxer goes to see his doctor because he’s having trouble sleeping. “Have you tried counting sheep?” the doctor asks. “I tried,” the boxer explains, “but every time it gets to nine I get up..."
mushroom Aug 2020 8:57am, 12 Aug 2020 1,194 posts	0 mushroom [PK - you may have miscounted. I dug up some turf recently..!]
PK Aug 2020 8:59am, 12 Aug 2020 331 posts	0 PK ^
GordonG Aug 2020 9:18am, 12 Aug 2020 8,271 posts	0 GordonG [i do have this theory that the length of a joke is usually inversely proportional to how funny it is ]
AndyS Aug 2020 12:24pm, 12 Aug 2020 100 posts	0 AndyS Man shoot with starting pistol - the police believe it may have been race related.
mushroom Aug 2020 4:06pm, 12 Aug 2020 1,195 posts	0 mushroom Man arrested in city centre for stabbing people with knitting needles. Police think he was working to some sort of pattern..
Dillthedog Aug 2020 8:24pm, 12 Aug 2020 3,831 posts	0 Dillthedog I wanted to name my son Lance, but my wife said it was too uncommon. I told her that in medieval days, people were named Lance a lot
mattglen_ Aug 2020 5:55pm, 13 Aug 2020 154 posts	0 mattglen_ Shawn: [yawns] I’m tired Shaun: [yauns] me too Sean: [yeans] and me
Sigh Aug 2020 8:40pm, 13 Aug 2020 7,077 posts	0 Sigh
Big Al Widepants Aug 2020 10:39pm, 13 Aug 2020 4,691 posts	0 Big Al Widepants I’m writing a book about an erection I once had. It’s semi autobiographical.