Joke of the day........

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McGoohan Aug 2020 10:42am, 5 Aug 2020 46,390 posts	0 McGoohan I've been invited to a hair-washing party... I can't think of an excuse not to go
daz1927 Aug 2020 3:05pm, 5 Aug 2020 5,832 posts	0 daz1927 I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed a chunky lass giving me the eye. Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed. "Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
daz1927 Aug 2020 7:40am, 6 Aug 2020 5,833 posts	0 daz1927 David Beckham is working away, so he goes into Interflora to get a bouquet of flowers for Victoria. "Do you want them scented?" asks the assistant. "Yes please," says David. "It's too far to take them myself."
daz1927 Aug 2020 9:27am, 6 Aug 2020 5,834 posts	0 daz1927 The barman passed me a free drink, saying it was from the guy over in the corner, says he was in my class at primary school. I said, "which guy?" ....looking around the bar. He said, "the guy over there with the beard" I said, "nobody in my class had a beard"
Derby Tup Aug 2020 9:28am, 6 Aug 2020 44,839 posts	0 Derby Tup
Pothunter Aug 2020 12:39pm, 6 Aug 2020 2,829 posts	0 Pothunter Setting off a bit early isn’t he?
Neal Aug 2020 1:51pm, 6 Aug 2020 133 posts	0 Neal What do you call a dog that performs magic? A labracadabrador!
StuH Aug 2020 9:48pm, 6 Aug 2020 3,826 posts	0 StuH What did the Mexican cheesemonger shout at the shoplifter? "Hey! That's Nacho cheese!!"
Nicholls595 Aug 2020 11:38am, 7 Aug 2020 21,995 posts	0 Nicholls595 I say, I say, I say, my wolf's got no nose. How does it smell? Jewish.
Maclennane Aug 2020 11:47am, 7 Aug 2020 25,329 posts	0 Maclennane niche