Joke of the day........

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Derby Tup Aug 2020 1:44pm, 7 Aug 2020 44,859 posts	0 Derby Tup Too niche for me
Diogenes Aug 2020 1:46pm, 7 Aug 2020 51,788 posts	0 Diogenes It's like the one about Sean Connery's sister's daughter...
colindglen Aug 2020 1:50pm, 7 Aug 2020 720 posts	0 colindglen ???
Diogenes Aug 2020 1:51pm, 7 Aug 2020 51,790 posts	0 Diogenes That’s a little niche, too.
Nicholls595 Aug 2020 1:58pm, 7 Aug 2020 22,003 posts	0 Nicholls595 The Jewish wolf only works if you do a bit of thread hopping
AndyS Aug 2020 2:53pm, 7 Aug 2020 94 posts	0 AndyS Whenever I write a letter to someone, I add a footnote briefly explaining Ohm's law. It's my P.S. de resistance.
rf_fozzy Aug 2020 12:00am, 8 Aug 2020 11,058 posts	0 rf_fozzy Physics jokes are always the best. Which reminds me of the Heisenberg's and their troubles in the bedroom. Whenever they wanted to have sex, and had the time, they just didn't have the energy. And when they had the position right, they just couldn't get the momentum. They weren't certain what they were doing wrong at all.
Diogenes Aug 2020 8:58am, 8 Aug 2020 51,806 posts	0 Diogenes Define a vacuum. No pressure.
Derby Tup Aug 2020 9:02am, 8 Aug 2020 44,881 posts	0 Derby Tup Sorry, nothing in that for me to get
Binks Aug 2020 8:06pm, 8 Aug 2020 8,032 posts	0 Binks My physics teacher said I had potential. Then he pushed me off a building.