Joke of the day........

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Red Squirrel Jul 2020 11:16pm, 22 Jul 2020 21,509 posts	0 Red Squirrel A boy asks his father while they're sitting round a campfire: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" The father replies: "Yes we are, son."
Red Squirrel Jul 2020 11:18pm, 22 Jul 2020 21,510 posts	0 Red Squirrel Who knows where the hackers went? Looks like they ransomware.
Groundhog Jul 2020 1:26am, 23 Jul 2020 1,000 posts	0 Groundhog A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." poof. He disappeared without a tres.
Dillthedog Jul 2020 9:35am, 23 Jul 2020 3,812 posts	0 Dillthedog I haven’t kept up my subscription to Scrabble Club... Now they’ve started sending me threatening letters.
mattglen_ Jul 2020 12:33pm, 23 Jul 2020 143 posts	0 mattglen_ This one is too good to try and take credit for
Big Al Widepants Jul 2020 11:19pm, 23 Jul 2020 4,690 posts	0 Big Al Widepants Jizzlane Maxwell. And it came as a surprise that she hooked up with Jeffrey Epstein.
Gooner Jul 2020 2:28am, 24 Jul 2020 17,157 posts	0 Gooner How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, they're efficient and not very funny.
Jock Itch Jul 2020 10:07am, 24 Jul 2020 13,276 posts	0 Jock Itch Saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled bay this morning and I thought to myself, "I wonder what his handicap is?"
TBR (TheBeardRunner) Jul 2020 11:18am, 24 Jul 2020 1,864 posts	0 TBR (TheBeardRunner)
Sigh Jul 2020 12:51pm, 24 Jul 2020 6,939 posts	0 Sigh Brilliant! ^^^