Joke of the day........

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DeeGee
Karl Marx is a very famous philosopher and economist, but it's a shame that nobody remembers his sister Onya.

She invented the starting pistol.
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1:57pm, 24 Jul 2020
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57.5 Degrees of Pain
Is repeating Daz's jokes allowed?
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1:59pm, 24 Jul 2020
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Nicholls595
Most of them get removed before they can be repeated ;-)
Jul 2020
2:07pm, 24 Jul 2020
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swittle
No, they don't.
Jul 2020
2:13pm, 24 Jul 2020
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TBR (TheBeardRunner)
I took my nieces to watch Thor. I thought it was the sequel to Frozen.
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2:51pm, 24 Jul 2020
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Gooner
Jul 2020
4:05pm, 24 Jul 2020
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Gooner
Jul 2020
4:25pm, 24 Jul 2020
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Binks
How did the Garmin hacker escape?

He ransomware.
Jul 2020
6:19pm, 24 Jul 2020
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AndyS
There are two famous Twains.

Shania and Mark.

And never shall they meet.
Jul 2020
7:56pm, 24 Jul 2020
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Pothunter
I build a model of Mount Everest this morning. It wasn’t to scale, it was to look at.

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