Joke of the day........

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jdarun Nov 2018 6:52pm, 19 Nov 2018 3,278 posts	0 jdarun How many brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb? One to predict a brighter future, the rest of them to screw it up.
mr d Nov 2018 7:03pm, 19 Nov 2018 3,191 posts	0 mr d Jda, you posted on the previous page and the joke above is there too 😲. Patience is a bit like a toilet-roll. The bigger the arsehole you’re dealing with, the quicker it runs out.
jdarun Nov 2018 7:27pm, 19 Nov 2018 3,280 posts	0 jdarun Ah, I knew I was copying it from somewhere! 2 astronauts were in the space station making their morning coffee on their first day in space. Astronaut 1: “I can’t seem to find any milk up here?” Astronaut 2: “In space no one can. Here, use cream”.
Dillthedog57 Nov 2018 8:02pm, 19 Nov 2018 2,704 posts	0 Dillthedog57 [don’t get it]
Derby Tup Nov 2018 8:09pm, 19 Nov 2018 27,631 posts	0 Derby Tup It’s absurd
GordonG Nov 2018 8:11pm, 19 Nov 2018 7,614 posts	0 GordonG Think "Alien"...
TomahawkMike Nov 2018 8:40pm, 19 Nov 2018 1,661 posts	0 TomahawkMike Nice
jdarun Nov 2018 8:45pm, 19 Nov 2018 3,281 posts	0 jdarun If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, don't try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg.
Stander Nov 2018 8:37am, 20 Nov 2018 15,737 posts	0 Stander Opinions are like arseholes. Everybody has got one.
jdarun Nov 2018 8:49am, 20 Nov 2018 3,283 posts	0 jdarun And they mostly stink