Joke of the day........

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Nicholls595 Nov 2018 2:29pm, 9 Nov 2018 17,342 posts	0 Nicholls595 The last thing we want is a long protractored string of jokes
Nicholls595 Nov 2018 2:31pm, 9 Nov 2018 17,343 posts	0 Nicholls595 Like... "Did you hear about the constipated accountant?"
iRicey Nov 2018 2:37pm, 9 Nov 2018 287 posts	0 iRicey Nico - Best. Joke. Ever.
GordonG Nov 2018 3:00pm, 9 Nov 2018 7,611 posts	0 GordonG Pedro walks in to Rymans...
Sweaty Frank Nov 2018 5:28pm, 9 Nov 2018 2,329 posts	0 Sweaty Frank Am man walks into a pub, and says, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” He drinks the beer and then orders another saying, “Give me a beer before the problems start!” The bartender looks confused but gives him another beer. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender asks the man, “When are you going to pay for these beers?” The man answers, “Now the problems start!”
daz1927 Nov 2018 8:36pm, 9 Nov 2018 5,531 posts	0 daz1927 I was looking at my wife: no teeth in, tits on her belly, hair a mess and smoking a roll up. Then she cocked her leg and let out a massive fart. "You are a mess and I'm disgusted with you" I said. "I'm still the woman you love and married" she snapped. "Sometimes we all let ourselves go a bit." "We're on our fucking honeymoon" I replied.
mushroom Nov 2018 4:17pm, 10 Nov 2018 998 posts	0 mushroom I'm reading a horror story in Braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can feel it...
Silent Runner Nov 2018 7:22pm, 10 Nov 2018 273 posts	0 Silent Runner Little known but true fact: space is so big that you can see it from the Great Wall of China.
Stander Nov 2018 7:52am, 11 Nov 2018 15,736 posts	0 Stander I often confuse Canadians and Americans. By using long words.
Binks Nov 2018 8:42pm, 12 Nov 2018 7,833 posts	0 Binks My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.