Joke of the day........

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Nov 2018
7:02pm, 7 Nov 2018
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richmac
Job interviewer "what's your biggest weakness?"

Candidate "if anything I'm far too honest"
Interviewer "I don't think honesty is a flaw"

Candidate"I couldn't give a flying fuck what you think"
Nov 2018
10:25pm, 7 Nov 2018
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Sigh
What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O’Shea
Nov 2018
10:27pm, 7 Nov 2018
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richmac
An Irish fella hanging off your ceiling with light bulbs in every orifice?

Sean de'lear
Nov 2018
10:28pm, 7 Nov 2018
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richmac
Irish chap forming an opening between front room and garden?

Paddy o'doors
Nov 2018
11:52am, 9 Nov 2018
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Sweaty Frank
Job interviewer "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

Candidate "My biggest weakness...I would have to say llistening"
Nov 2018
12:01pm, 9 Nov 2018
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TnoP
I saw the world origami championships were on Sky last night

It was on paper view....
Nov 2018
12:05pm, 9 Nov 2018
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McGoohan
I thought that had folded...?
Nov 2018
12:06pm, 9 Nov 2018
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iRicey
You guys crease me up
Nov 2018
1:04pm, 9 Nov 2018
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swittle
In your reams...
Nov 2018
1:54pm, 9 Nov 2018
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Badger
Bit thin today.

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