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Jock Itch
Jock Itch
Nov 2018
5:29pm, 3 Nov 2018
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Teds straight red
Diogenes
Diogenes
Nov 2018
6:13pm, 3 Nov 2018
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Diogenes
I’ve got dodgy fingers
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
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I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground today...

He went from Barking to Tooting in 15 minutes!
Sweaty Frank
Sweaty Frank
Nov 2018
4:47pm, 6 Nov 2018
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My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added some fruit and orange juice. Now she's sangria than ever.
daz1927
daz1927
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7:24pm, 6 Nov 2018
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A fire broke out at a Weight Watchers meeting today.

Members could be heard screaming "Walk for your lives!"
daz1927
daz1927
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Ladies!

Single? Lonely?

In future, just shave one leg and when you turn over in bed it will feel like you have a man next to you.
Diogenes
Diogenes
Nov 2018
7:40pm, 6 Nov 2018
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Men!

Single? Lonely?

In future, just shave one leg and when you turn over in bed it will feel like you have a woman next to you.
Binks
Binks
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7:44pm, 6 Nov 2018
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Today I learned that Stephen King has a son called Joe.

Honestly, I'm not joking.

But he is.
Binks
Binks
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“Never Apologise! Never Explain!”

Sorry, that’s my motto.
Diogenes
Diogenes
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7:51pm, 6 Nov 2018
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A Tale Of Two Cities was originally serialised in two Midlands local papers.

It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

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