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Jock Itch Nov 2018 5:29pm, 3 Nov 2018 12,705 posts	0 Jock Itch Teds straight red
Diogenes Nov 2018 6:13pm, 3 Nov 2018 31,528 posts	0 Diogenes I’ve got dodgy fingers
Jock Itch Nov 2018 9:14am, 4 Nov 2018 12,706 posts	0 Jock Itch I taught my dog to play the trumpet on the London Underground today... He went from Barking to Tooting in 15 minutes!
Sweaty Frank Nov 2018 4:47pm, 6 Nov 2018 2,327 posts	0 Sweaty Frank My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added some fruit and orange juice. Now she's sangria than ever.
daz1927 Nov 2018 7:24pm, 6 Nov 2018 5,528 posts	0 daz1927 A fire broke out at a Weight Watchers meeting today. Members could be heard screaming "Walk for your lives!"
daz1927 Nov 2018 7:26pm, 6 Nov 2018 5,529 posts	0 daz1927 Ladies! Single? Lonely? In future, just shave one leg and when you turn over in bed it will feel like you have a man next to you.
Diogenes Nov 2018 7:40pm, 6 Nov 2018 31,663 posts	0 Diogenes Men! Single? Lonely? In future, just shave one leg and when you turn over in bed it will feel like you have a woman next to you.
Binks Nov 2018 7:44pm, 6 Nov 2018 7,831 posts	0 Binks Today I learned that Stephen King has a son called Joe. Honestly, I'm not joking. But he is.
Binks Nov 2018 7:49pm, 6 Nov 2018 7,832 posts	0 Binks “Never Apologise! Never Explain!” Sorry, that’s my motto.
Diogenes Nov 2018 7:51pm, 6 Nov 2018 31,666 posts	0 Diogenes A Tale Of Two Cities was originally serialised in two Midlands local papers. It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

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