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Pothunter Nov 2018 10:02pm, 6 Nov 2018 735 posts	Quote Pin Pothunter How much did the cockney pay for shampoo? Pantene
Seratonin Nov 2018 10:25pm, 6 Nov 2018 24,371 posts	Quote Pin Seratonin Apparently Sara Cox has a son called Isaac
daz1927 Nov 2018 6:28am, 7 Nov 2018 5,530 posts	Quote Pin daz1927 Seratonin - I used to work with a female Major Alcock. She got quite upset when I suggested that she name her first-born son Isaac.
JulesR Nov 2018 9:37am, 7 Nov 2018 25,339 posts	Quote Pin JulesR A Tale Of Two Cities was originally serialised in two Midlands local papers. It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
Angus Clydesdale Nov 2018 9:46am, 7 Nov 2018 14,200 posts	Quote Pin Angus Clydesdale A Tale Of Two Cities was originally serialised in two Midlands local papers. It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.
Diogenes Nov 2018 9:50am, 7 Nov 2018 31,693 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes (That was yesterday’s joke)
Derby Tup Nov 2018 10:11am, 7 Nov 2018 27,471 posts	Quote Pin Derby Tup Yesterday’s news Can someone explain the Cockney Pantene gag? Is Pantene supposed to sound like ‘pound ten’?
JulesR Nov 2018 10:19am, 7 Nov 2018 25,340 posts	Quote Pin JulesR Oops apologies, I should check more often
Diogenes Nov 2018 10:25am, 7 Nov 2018 31,702 posts	Quote Pin Diogenes Yes, DT
Jock Itch Nov 2018 1:26pm, 7 Nov 2018 12,707 posts	Quote Pin Jock Itch Anus.