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Joke of the day........

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Anus..
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Jock Itch
True or false?

Kerry Katona doesn't actually own a cat ?
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+1 for Bob Mortimer :)
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Seratonin
You know, I read Jock's joke yesterday and didn't get it. Today I did.......... must be getting old :-)
Ted
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My wife just told me she wants to try the sex that starts with ‘an’ and ends with ‘al’. But annual sex is not what I had in mind.
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Diogenes
The proper name for a witch’s cooking pot is Ronald, but they are cauldron for short.
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Diogenes
Winona Ryder has never ridden a winner, or even owned one.
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Stander
Brought a big fish from Tescos but when I got it home, all the insides were missing.

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Diogenes
I’ve been comparing and reviewing batteries for Which?

Turns out they all have their positives and negatives
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Jock Itch
Have you met Bruce Lee’s vegan brother?

He’s called Broco Lee.

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